blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social

listen all y'all, it's a

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

I definitely read that as SPY MASSAGE 🕵️

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Weltschmerz, The Musical @weltschmerz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

CAN'T STAND IT! thanks for the ear worm.

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Crepuscularity @liminailedit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Oh, I know this place! It’s right next to the Intergalactic House of Pancakes

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Catinahat @fizbansghost.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

i heard it

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parking_seal @parkingseal.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

seems a bit SPA/TAN to me

bsky.app/profile/blai...

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Jessica @jessicabsays.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

I know you planned it

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AndyLeeeeeee @andylee42.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

I can’t stand it Your freezing hand, it’s Ice cold on my taint Wait that feels great

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Adam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

I can’t stand it.

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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Get Blaine and the remaining beastie boys and stand under this sign for a photo. What the hell throw in weird al too.

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Rebecca I. Allen @rebeccaallen.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

But I can't stand talkin' when I'm in this place Because I need air space because they microderma my face

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Lubes @lubes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:48 UTC

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wallybuan0.bsky.social @wallybuan0.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but there’s no reason to do this rub here tonight

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Jim @jimbopeep.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

🎶 Whoooah Black Betty… 🎶

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Wednesdaynyte @frekky.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Fellow

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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

you are a treasure. that is all.

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Gary Ruschman @garyruschman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

Spam Assage

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Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

AAAAAAAAAIH CANN STANNIT AH KNOW YA PLANNED IT IMMA SET IT STRAIGHT THIS SAUNA DATE

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J.B. Zimmerman @jbzimmerman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

So while your back aches and you wonder why I got this fuckin' crick in my side Oh my god, we're at the Mirage LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S A SPA MASSAAAAAGE

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Stirling Matheson @szmatheson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Spam ass age

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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Spam ass-age

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Hoplite The Wallaby @armoredscout.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

what the fuck is a spamassage

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Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Can’t stand it You should pedi/man it

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Larsen @strkllr.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

I’mma set it straight and exfoliate!

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

fantastic

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Emil @socialweb.emillindfors.com [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:01 UTC

we’ve proceeded from the spam-ass age (nigerian princes etc) to the ”spam ass” -age (OF self promotion)

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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

I remember that McLuhan quote: "The Medium Is The Spa/Massage"

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Loadie @loadie.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

fuck this made me happy blaine. thank you. here's a pay rise for you

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Rick “Mr. Neighborhoodwide” @crystalpepsi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Well shit this is never leaving my brain now

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In An Octopus’s Garden… @cephaloctopi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Congratulations, you just won Bluesky for today. 🫡

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Jeff @honeytree.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Is it Robert Kraft tested and approved?

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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

This is 💯

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wombat walker and stargazer @wisdomofwombats.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

SPAM ASSANGE

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Zeusia @whereswoozle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Look, I'm reading a sausage made out of spam. Am I close?

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jhnrbk @jhnrbk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

‘Bout to fly off the handle like Buddy Rich

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Matt K @greyfox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Lord, I can't stand rockin when I'm in this place Because I feel so good gettin that massage on my face

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Robert Sfarzo @robertbob.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

human traffic inc.

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@ibesuzie.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

Nice

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Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

It’s at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!

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