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David J Court

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Author/Software Developer/Husband, passable at 2 out of 3 of those. Cov Kid, freelance writer for Ginger Nuts of Horror, presenter at NoiseBoxRadioUK, ex Slash film. Roleplayer, boardgamer, videogamer, poet, voice actor - and official silly old weasel.


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my favourite American politician in the longest time.

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Jeremy Vine; "And this is what it would look like if the 2019 votes were rotating cubes in zero gravity."

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yeah, astonishing. Despite Labour getting more votes than Conservative and Reform combined.

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Just took my 96 year old gran who's registered blind to the polling station. "Which way to vote for the guy who didn't prosecute Jimmy Savile?" she yelled and the whole place cheered.

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Dogs at Polling Stations number 836 in an occasional series; Rebel Court.

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Yeah, I struggle with it. It's another wall of text I find it hard to stay on top of - the fomo is absolutely right in that I feel I don't contribute enough to too many of them, because there's just too much *stuff*.

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Sunak, you twat. THIS is a big sandwich person.

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I'd never really used it before the voice acting except for a few RPG servers I've started when I was doing gamemastering over lockdown - but now it seems every new voice job brings in a new one :)

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I wonder if the developers of Discord ever feel sad that very few people seem to actually talk on it.

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I wrote the script, which was a fun experience. A patient and really great editor helped. It's *very* loosely based on an old prose tale though.

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My biggest joy at the moment is seeing what other people do with my stuff; in the case of this, seeing a tale get brilliantly illustrated and interpreted in a way I never imagined - and this whole playwriting experience in hearing talented actors doing the same with words I wrote. It's marvelous.

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Pleased to announce that I have a story in the imminent bumper-sized return of this awesome comic, featuring the return of a *very* obscure 2000ad character.

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We were in the situation of desperately wanting kids but every bit of fate conspiring against us until it was too late. And now a barrage of well meaning (but ultimately hurtful) people urging us to keep trying or to adopt, not realising how much the failure still hurts and how little fight we have

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There is terrible power in a joke, in a story, in taking the truth and making it ugly. Do you *understand*, children?

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Because the truth is this - Human hate can adapt to anything. You think you are safe, but if someone hates you, they will come up with reason after the fact. Only then do you realise what you put in power - only then do you realise what they stripped away.

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Then it is *whoever they want*. You think you are working for the greater good. You can't even fathom the life of someone who isn't exactly like you. Then one day, *it is you* Some gene, some history, some past behaviour - and suddenly you too are sick, dangerous, criminal.

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Suddenly it is anyone with diabetes, anyone with cancer, becasue they could die and leave their children orphaned - so how dare they ever try and have children? It is deaf couples, disabled couples, interactal couples, gay couples-because don't they know how *hard* they're making it for their kids?

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But now, anyone with a mental illness, with a criminal record, is barred from becoming a parent. And you think, "Well, that is sensible, yes?" Because you've never known anyone like that, so who is to tell you they are not they are portrayed in stories? Sick, dangerous, criminal - those words expand

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..a father who erred, because he was raised believing men are pathetic if they are caregivers. The first tests are drafted, and you think "Good," you think, "Those children will be safe now." The test comes out, and yes, there're some problems but nothing that cannot be ironed out, yes?

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And you say to your friends, "You should have to pass a *test* to breed" Do you understand? "You should have to get *licensed* to have kids." It starts as a joke. Then perhaps there is tragedy. A postpartum mother who should've gotten help, but her insurance did not cover her therapy..."

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"It always begins as a joke. Listen to me, both of you. One sees a father or a mother of whom they do not approve, and their brats won't shut up, and the parents are so exhausted that they just let their children scream, all sticky and crying and hitting and wild."

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Marguerite Bennett nails it in Years of Future Past.

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J. Michael Straczynski naming names in the afterword of The Last Dangerous Visions for…reasons? This seems wildly irresponsible and self-serving at the very least. Redacted are the name of eleven “diverse” writers.

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I've been paid for voiceover work! The fools! They don't realise - I enjoy doing it! Bwahahahah (etc).

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And a whole new meaning to Call of Cthulhu; "You hang up, silly" "No, you hang up. *titters*"

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In his house at R’lyeh, great Cthulhu lies, dreamy.

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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[One of my] favourite black and white films.

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Yeah, that indefinable Colour/Color Out Of Space? It's a pinky purple.

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Incredibly rewarding, though. Somewhat addictive. I think I've DMd 10x more sessions than I've ever actually *played* :)

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Excellent; was waiting for a trusted opinion on this - been looking forward to it!

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Your secrets safe with me. Hey, hang on.

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it's the sentience behind that one working eye. He's conscious of his predicament, which makes it utterly terrifying.

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The ending has always stuck with me as one of my favourite moments in film. Such a cruel yet deserved punishment.

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Post an image people can hear when they see it.

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Many actors deserve the "and" in the credits. TJ Miller deserves a "but". "Underwater stars Kristen Stewart, Jessica Henwick, Vincent Cassel, but TJ Miller"

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This, added to armour that does fuck all and no peripheral vision.

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