Old Man Uzi

eva @eva.computer [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Fuck it, making a whiskey coffee to go along wiht my Night o'Trails

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Using a burr grinder on mcdonald's

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I'd honestly argue McCafe is better than Lavazza or other "premium" grocery store beans

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Committing timeline violence by advertising I use this coffee setup with these beans

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

yeah, sega/atlus is 100% like nintendo/monolith tbh

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

WB/DC worked out pretty well for a while. Disney/Marvel hasn't been a TOTAL disaster.

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

was riffing about this earlier with a friend but what are the corporate acquisitions that, down the line, DIDN'T go badly for everyone involved? there... aren't many. i think i could only think of nintendo buying monolithsoft

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

lmaoooooooo

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

i mean that's after daybreak 1 + 2 and possibly farewell o zemuria

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

that said the effort it takes to catch up is insane and impenetrable at this point and i'm ready for falcom to make new games i can evangelize to friends like a madman

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

just read an interview with toshihiro kondo where he said trails is now "80-90%" through and now i'm sad

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

big "marvel comics should have addressed the pandemic" energy

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

negative twisters reviews seem to be mad that it isn't a completely different movie about the dangers of climate change. come on you nerds

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

and this really rigid unbendable profile picture page thank god

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

was it the new one? with the last page narwhals?

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

i'd take a picture but there's probably like a microdot with my dick size in it or some shit

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

the last page also has narwhals on it though so that's cool

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

got a new canadian passport and seeing "his majesty the king" in it is still weird as hell

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

and with steam your money actually goes to the people who worked hard to make the game

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

i am, at this point, thoroughly steam pilled

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

also with steam games i can play on a mac if they support it, or steam deck, or whatever

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

sure i can get persona 3 reload or wahtever on game pass day one but like fuck it, i'd rather just have it on any platform that supports steam forever

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

subscription services are for the birds

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

honestly happy i ditched game pass, i save money and have way more flexibility by just buying things on steam

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

And the last third or so is Oops! All Bangers

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

i thought it had some pacing issues (the entire wild west area is totally dead space) and the fetch quest aspect of the first half is a bit much but it's definitely better than stormblood and heavensward, just a notch below shadowbringers for me

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

like there's absolutely a "when wuk lamat isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking, 'where's wuk lamat?'" thing going on. that's totally fair.

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

there's a lot of very fair criticism of dawntrail to be had, and of wuk lamat in particular! but saying it's a 0/10 game is lol

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

i tend to go with subs when dubs break my suspension of disbelief, like a persona or like a dragon game or anything else actively ... set in japan

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

lol of course

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Wuk Lamat absolutely has a little bit of Poochie syndrome but I've been trying to figure out why she inspires so much hatred in weirdos and just found out she was voiced by a trans woman and now I feel like I just had a parlor room scene.

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

the amount of time and energy i spend in my life keeping a straight face when someone says theyre seeing a chiro is fairly significant

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

And that's why it's the best one

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

falcom remains undefeated

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

it _is_ powered by magitek lmao

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

I guess FF7 also has this tbh but whatever

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Trails is the only JRPG series with a fantasy world where you can face off against exotic monsters like "dipshit white boys with glocks"

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Old Man Uzi @daviduzumeri.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

incredible detail in the knowyourmeme page for hatsune miku thomas jefferson

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