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"If you come at the king, you better not miss!"
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Reagan sold weapons to Iran to fund the contras, but BILLY BEER!
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IIRC, it was 28% during Bush, so itβs gone up.
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Not if Biden does it.
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Twitter is down. I suspect that Biden is responsible, but now there nothing we can do to stop him.
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Thereβs a German word for it, but it exceeds the character limit.
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A giant human constructed with the bones of a mammoth.
From The First Fossil Hunters, Adrianne Mayor
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Better than a brick-sized bar of soap thatβs been rolled around in a sandbox.
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I had just assumed that it was intended to self destruct, as a topical metaphor.
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If they wanted to stay faithful to the stripβs vibe, Marvinβs dad could have been sitting on a toilet.
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Yes. Itβs the "You think youβre better than me?" mentality.
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I experienced some boar taint bacon many years ago and just recently discovered that it wasnβt my imagination.
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YOUR LUCKY NUMBER: 555-8576*
* charges may apply
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What if you didnβt believe any of your thoughts?
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I think we are close to having AI that understands, but understanding is very different from sentience/consciousness.
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Honey Boo Boo was the canary in the coal mine.
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To paraphrase Jay Gould, they should burn half of AI to power the other half.
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The average monthly payment on student loans is about $500. If loans are forgiven, thatβs $500 discretionary income thatβs used to buy stuff, maybe from your business.
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Being trans in America is cool because itβs like do you want to live somewhere rent is $6,000 a month or do you want to live somewhere itβs legal to hunt you for sport
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I had one line in my 4th grade play: A CARPET SWEEPER!!
In rehearsal, my teacher told me not to fiddle with my shirt button while I said it.
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Iβm reminded that the overthrow of James II in the 1680s was spurred by manufactured grievances. There was a widespread feeling of being repressed without there being any repression.
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"We will take the billions and billions of dollars that we will collect by taxing, fining, and suing excessively large private university endowments."
The Supreme Court justices wonβt like that.
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Stollen Valor!
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Rubio, future tweet:
"So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but only one is chosen." β Matthew 20:24
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1 through 4 seem useful only to those who have already bought into the scheme.
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The beginning of AL, artificial labor
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IIRC, the original law giver was Harambe, but they shot him.
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The first time my gf, now wife, visited my parentsβ house, my dad came into the den where we were sitting to check the ac thermostat β IN HIS UNDERWEAR!
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I have the problem of being too cold all year long. Mrs. B turns down the heat in winter and the ac up in summer.
Here is a "Theyβll Do It Every Time" comic based on my suggestion.
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And also it allows Elon to like his own tweets.
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Youβve inspired me to go in the kitchen and get a Reeseβs cup.
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This is also the view from Ohio. Bad leaders over and over and over (except for Mario).
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New WaPo slogan: Turn out the lights, the partyβs over
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Trumps justices are made men, loyal but untouchable.
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