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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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“How much for the floor model?” -Me to the undertaker
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I like goth shit and memes Go away…
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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“How much for the floor model?” -Me to the undertaker
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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The universe after I’ve made so, so many changes:
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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When he says the nicest words you’ve never heard before or never knew you needed to hear, he’s spell casting.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Cancer coded ⚰️
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Y’all this really happened and we haven’t stopped laughing about it for over a week so if you liked or shared this it’s just keeping the joke alive for us Thank you.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Cancer signs heal your mommy/daddy issues but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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In your Snow White era 💅🏻
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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“I could care less” if I’m saying that phrase wrong.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Waiting for a show to get good and once it does you get kinda mad at it.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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If you’re processing cancer szn correctly you’re being vulnerable and then retreating. If you’re doing it wrong the universe is making you a fucking clown.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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If the show/movie/story has this type of personality pairing, I’m ALL. IN.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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A lot of marketing is just a made up idea that there’s a “right way” or “better” or “best” and it’s funny that way is always aligned with product. There’s only what works for you bbs, what you like what you’re feeling, we all know that right? lol
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I bought a red adidas hat to reclaim red hats as non political and I’m pretty sure people are spitting in my food anyway and like, fair.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I’m not like other girls: I have an empty wall and I’m leaving it that way.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I could never be on a survival show I’d be the one crying into the camera about the gift of water like, immediately.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I was silly once, like in a fun way. We all were, weren’t we? 🖤
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Wut?
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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This is what July 4th feels like.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Do people still name their kids Dick?
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Any grown person out of breath playing a sport:
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Challengers is about if you dated a Microsoft Word guy and a Microsoft Access guy at the same time.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Every woman has seven guy friends to spread lore to, ya know like Snow White.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Thx for saying shane 🖤🥀
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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The pain scale but it’s the phases of the moon for cancer signs.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Happy birthanada day to me🦀
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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The people privileged enough to make change get paid not to.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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My amulet came back to me today. A day before my birthday.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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So my mom’s jazz cd was skipping and we don’t know for how long.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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So, what scientist dated a cancer and then named it cancer?
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Not really a fan of big butts but I might be lying.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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😭…✊
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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It’s cancer szn 🦀♋️!!! You know what that means! Yes the cancers are cancering! Tis the season to be cancerous!!!! Ok, I have the worst zodiac sign.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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The same people that watched the debate are the same people that think the stripper likes them.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Same people that think the stripper likes them.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Okay so this morning I’m learning no one I know is smart enough to turn off the tv when it upsets them.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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What’s the point of upsetting you because I didn’t like something. I don’t like lots of things. I’ll get over it. Eventually. At least one of us has peace. 🖤
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Stop watching shit that you know is going to upset you. You’re smarter than that.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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This year we should do like brackets or squares not for sports but for the democratic process. Try to be fun with it. Perhaps fantasy electoral college.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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How has a campaign reality show not emerged from our democratic capitalist system.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I’d rather we spend an hour watching someone explain informatively who is running in your state, county, district, village, burrough etc and how that impacts local court appointments, public services and benefits, etc. or who isn’t running and what exact minute their term ends lol.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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I guess the tone would matter sure.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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No are you kidding they soak that shit up and won’t even notice you scurrying away they’ll be too busy peacocking over it.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Listen bbgirl, you don’t ever apologize for that. You hear me?
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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*shrieks at tiny things
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If you awkwardly run into a guy you were intimate with a very long time ago just say, “Hey BIG GUY!” That’s all they wanted to hear from you anyway and it saves time 💫
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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You know how everyone has “a run” or “a walk”? Well have you ever considered people also have “a swim”? Because they do and it’s amazing.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Thinking back on that first mix tape I received like, wow Jeremy would have let me devour his soul and we were just 11.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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When someone tells me they care, I’m like: that’s exactly what someone who doesn’t really care would say.
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Julie ⋆☾⋆
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Nothing more cancerian than being defensive about being a cancer sign in cancer szn.
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