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Wormhole42

@wormhole42.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent, Retired Veteran, Mental Health, Psychedelics, PC Repair, Animehead, Podcast Host, Horrible Gamer, Ancient Alien.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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Getting ready to make some katsu curry 🍛 for the fam tonight. My one son is bringing his new gf too. She says she likes curry so I hope she likes mine. It's not CoCo's Ichibanya but it's close. Haha

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I don't see how I'm going to be able to make all these minimum credit card payments this month. But it usually works out one way or another. And if not I can always sell more blood.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Might just fuck around and admit Carl Jung and I are out on the ocean. He pokes me in the side, says, “They all feel the notion.”

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Jamestopher's avatar Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
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Insane to me that no one has combined artisan sausage cookery and balloon animal art into one cohesive business.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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Alarm clocks are just dream cops.

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being trying to retrieve my third eye from Zed, a crafty mercenary from the 16th century.

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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I miss the olden days when you could banish your nemesis to a cursed artifact run by a shapeshifting poltergeist.

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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guy who puts change in the Coinstar machine one coin at a time yelling, "You can take that to the bank!"

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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️'s avatar Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social
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Not everything is a contest, yea know.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I lost my glasses awhile ago so I have no idea what the last 6300 posts were about

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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*pulls your jorts to the side

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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The bigger the bird, the bigger the poop on your windshield

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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If I don't hyper focus on something while manic I will most certainly spiral out of control. So I choose the less harmful approach.

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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He died doing what he loved: making obvious and pointless replies to women’s posts.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I've got a psych doctor appointment tomorrow and therapy the day after that. I have many questions.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I just did the math to see how long it would take me to watch this entire TV series. It's only 27 hours approx. Unless there's a longer than 45 minute episode or a lot shorter one.

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slop enjoyer's avatar slop enjoyer @slop.guru
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your honor could you play a song with a fucking beat

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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remaking Peanuts but instead of those weird little kids i’m using snails

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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My erotic macaroni art is only for serious collectors

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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A lightbulb went off in my head. It didn't illuminate anything. How do you think I got room up there for the lightbulb?

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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My hot sauce is freaking saucy let me tell you that much

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I need to log off and start a family

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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Your point is mooty moot moot moot. I sing to myself in reply to whatever is being said on the television.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I don't know why and I know I probably shouldn't be doing this but I like picking the tiny crusty scabs or blackheads off my kitties chin when she's laying on my chest. She seems to enjoy it but I don't want her chin to get infected or something. It's so fun though!

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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Fuck you and the horse that hit your ass with the door you walked out of. Or some shit. I'm so confused.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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The hardest part about being a Gemini is you can really get sick of your own shit fast and be like fuck that dude.

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I don't have enough shows that I can just play in the background while I zone the fuck out. I either need more or need to quit thinking I need to pay 100% attention to things or I'll miss important shit.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I wish this smart water would hurry the fuck up.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I think Frou Frou was right when they said "So let go, so let go, jump in, Well, whatcha waiting for? It's alright, 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown..."

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Avery Edison's avatar Avery Edison @aedison.bsky.social
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my one bookseller opinion is that if you’re running a sale in the philosophy section there should be a huge sign that says “deep discounts”

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Avery Edison's avatar Avery Edison @aedison.bsky.social
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I value people who *say* mean things but *do* nice things.

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Tenderizing my resignation with the biggest mallet I can find.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)

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Lizzy 💫's avatar Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
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it sucks when people don't have a blog because they're just such a mystery

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Oh no I spilled my urine sample can I have yours?

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m too busy having my own episodes to watch any

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Spelunking go the bacteria formerly of my mouth, on their way through my sinus cavities to my brain.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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Lou Ferrigno missed an opportunity when he was playing the role of the Hulk because he could have doubled down while he was green and also played the Grinch Who Swole Christmas. *deletes account*

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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And you will know us by the trail of dead or maybe just the smell of feet.

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I haven't gone for a walk in over a week cuz of all the stupid rain. But looks like it'll be clear the next few days so I'll need to get out there and get those steps in.

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Wolfe Van Mural's avatar Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social
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Watching paranormal vids on YouTube stop buying dolls

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Wolfe Van Mural's avatar Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social
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yeah right like you could fall into a burning ring of fire and then sing about it

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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life’s too short to be around people who don’t get your arrested development references

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