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I need to log off and start a family
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Your point is mooty moot moot moot. I sing to myself in reply to whatever is being said on the television.
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I don't know why and I know I probably shouldn't be doing this but I like picking the tiny crusty scabs or blackheads off my kitties chin when she's laying on my chest. She seems to enjoy it but I don't want her chin to get infected or something. It's so fun though!
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Fuck you and the horse that hit your ass with the door you walked out of. Or some shit. I'm so confused.
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The hardest part about being a Gemini is you can really get sick of your own shit fast and be like fuck that dude.
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I don't have enough shows that I can just play in the background while I zone the fuck out. I either need more or need to quit thinking I need to pay 100% attention to things or I'll miss important shit.
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I don't fuck off, I fuck on!
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I wish this smart water would hurry the fuck up.
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I think Frou Frou was right when they said "So let go, so let go, jump in, Well, whatcha waiting for? It's alright, 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown..."
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my one bookseller opinion is that if you’re running a sale in the philosophy section there should be a huge sign that says “deep discounts”
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I value people who *say* mean things but *do* nice things.
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Tenderizing my resignation with the biggest mallet I can find.
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life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)
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it sucks when people don't have a blog because they're just such a mystery
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Oh no I spilled my urine sample can I have yours?
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I’m too busy having my own episodes to watch any
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Spelunking go the bacteria formerly of my mouth, on their way through my sinus cavities to my brain.
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Lou Ferrigno missed an opportunity when he was playing the role of the Hulk because he could have doubled down while he was green and also played the Grinch Who Swole Christmas.
*deletes account*
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And you will know us by the trail of dead or maybe just the smell of feet.
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I haven't gone for a walk in over a week cuz of all the stupid rain. But looks like it'll be clear the next few days so I'll need to get out there and get those steps in.
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Watching paranormal vids on YouTube stop buying dolls
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yeah right like you could fall into a burning ring of fire and then sing about it
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life’s too short to be around people who don’t get your arrested development references
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