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Stonecold Steve Baker

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sui generis. Recovering Bogan. Recovering Catholic. Recovering shitposter. Lefty horse racing fan; Freelance writer living on Dja Dja Wurrong land. Alektorophobic. AKA @SteveBakewood from the bad site. Public bars & loud guitars. Always was, always will be


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High praise indeed!

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I now have his other SFGate articles bookmarked to read later. Fantastic writer

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I have done this before, but in my defense, I was hungover AF, and I tipped the delivery dude like a Mo'Fo. And once you come to terms with your level of sloth reaching new lows (or should that be highs?) you can't guarantee that you wouldn't do it again.

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I came across this today, and have not stopped laughing for over an hour. The reviewer's style leans very heavily on the one and only @zerogeewhiz.bsky.social . Maybe that's why I love it as much as I do! www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

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Can I getcha a beer Thomas?

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Get absolutely fucked. 30 minutes is all you're getting from me in this economy.

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Thank you Chef!

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Righto. After watching the first five eps of season three, that’ll do me for The Bear. Its gone and put its head firmly up its own arse (and is satisfied with the view)

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Hahahaha! 🤣

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All killer, no filler. 5 stars Margaret

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Looks like an out-take from a Bon Jovi video!

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Cest magnifique. *chef’s kiss*

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Are you complaining about not being able to host the AFL Grand Final, even though your population is at large regional-city levels?

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Get absolutely fucked 🥶

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Yeasts of Bourbon (?)

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Hahahahahahaha!

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Sourdoughgarden (?)

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Well played!

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Jaysus, fuck! 🥵 lawdhammercy, those heels

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ping @nichegrievances.bsky.social (I even forgot it at this site, farken)

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My latest Niche Grievance: It's empathic, not empathetic. The Latter literally has the word pathetic in it. Em-PATHETIC

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It is most definitely a Sisters of Mercy: "Floodland" LP kind of day

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NOBODY SLEEPS NAKED IN THIS HOUSE!

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"Well, we're not here to fuck spiders"

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Feeling seen!

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NOICE!

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Nate Schenkkan's avatar Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social
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This cartoon has not been improved upon. August 29, 2016

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beetlejussyfullasandworms 🖤🪱🤍 's avatar beetlejussyfullasandworms 🖤🪱🤍 @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
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bluesky summed up in a meme:

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Amanda Wong's avatar Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social
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You couldn't do the Simpsons' episode "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" today because Bart can just wait out the average 30-day theatrical run release until it was available for digital download.

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The greatest! I also loved the community that it seemed to create. You’d see the same people at AuGoGo as you would at gigs at The Great Britain, The Tote, The Arthouse, The Punters Club, The Prince of Wales and even The Barwon Club in Geelong. So good!

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

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I wholeheartedly endorse this fact finding mission 😉

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*Narrator's voice* He can't.

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"We know the world is already fucked up when we have to go to the streets and shout out that killing children is wrong" Spotted in a playground in seen in Mallorca

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Hook this to my veins. Either grab some headphones or turn your goddamn phone volume down

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Mitchell Epner's avatar Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social
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Todd Blanche began his cross-examination of Michael Cohen by asking Cohen whether he called Mr. Blanche a "crying little shit" on social media. NYT reports that the transcript (just released) shows that Justice Merchan upbraided Mr. Blanche, "Don't make this about yourself." Bad way to start.

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In Australia that's the Corporate Sector

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*puffs a Gitanes, puts on an affected French accent a-la 'Allo 'Allo* I 'ave been a yuge fan of iz wurk for many years.

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joyce doing some consulting work in Scandinavia?

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Chemist Warehouse in Balaclava remains the undisputed shittest pharmacy in all Melbourne.

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Alien on the big screen at the Westgarth Cinema? Tonight? Why, yes... I think I might

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One of the all-time great comedies.

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I have had that exact w/off situation happen to me! Will be listening with interest

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