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Dog lover without a dog. Recovering clinical social worker. I intend to vote for Democrats in every election until I die. Last user of punctuation.

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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement

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Rubio isn't photogenic enough for Trump. He's short and has big ears. I don't think it will be him.

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Cheap entertainment: calling up Ronny's offices and telling them they are getting his last name wrong, then accusing them of saying Trump is senile when they correct me

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Definitely have to be the designated driver

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I hope the IRS is looking at this.

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I hope the IRS is looking into this.

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It works for dogs for the most part.

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Everything he does is because Trump told him to.

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This is important, but also feels routine these days.

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She's busy checking the terms of her pre-nup

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This would be a good companion to my book: Things I Finished that Didn't Work

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They're big mad and are going to take their toys and go home.

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These are states' rights guys except when they're not.

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Melissa Murray: "In the immortal words of Stormy Daniels, that was fast."

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She said she vote for him even if convicted.

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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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I can hear her saying "Lock him up"

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HaHa he can't vote for himself

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Can a convicted felon vote in Florida?

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It would be a lot easier if I didn't talk. That's where I get myself in trouble.

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Nicole Shanahan was advised by a wellness guru that her kid’s autism was her fault—a government plot around vaccines and computer blue light. Shanahan believed it and donated millions to his causes. Details from my new down-the-rabbit-hole profile of RFK’s VP pick.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

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I'm going to repost this every few days until the election. People need to memorize some basic differences so they can recall them on demand when talking to anyone who still doesn't understand the stakes of the 2024 election. Please share this post, the image, or both.

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She recorded the audio book.

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People waking up, pulling on their clothes, and going out without ever going to the bathroom.

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Ask and you shall receive. I adore your posts.

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He told it in a deposition to lessen the amount of alimony he had to pay.

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Lest one think the connection between Crow and Thomas was unique, Brett Murphy & Alex Mierjeski found that a network of industry titans & ultrawealthy executives had treated Thomas to dozens of deluxe trips.

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Gift article. Finally we know why the National Guard was delayed.

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If the purpose of a woman as VP is to appeal to women voters, I think most don't like animal cruelty especially to dogs.

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And do everything to keep Biden from being reelected because he might expand the court.

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Johnson, "It's my job to waste your parent's money."

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