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Christopher Moore
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Moby Dick was a sperm whale.
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Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 18 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, and Razzmatazz.
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Christopher Moore
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Moby Dick was a sperm whale.
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Christopher Moore
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My Hip-Hop nom de guerre is Old Yeller.
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Christopher Moore
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As a response to Amber Rose joining team Trump, I will be live-twerking all of President Biden's speeches. Please respect my family's privacy during this off-the-hook time.
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Paolo Bacigalupi
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Launch day!
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Christopher Moore
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If President Biden needs someone to yell at
#Felon45, I will help. I've been training for this for years.
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Christopher Moore
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Good tip. Thanks.
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Esther Schindler
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"Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else." -- Gloria Steinem (photo: me at 12)
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Christopher Moore
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I love the fucking French!
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I want political debates to operate under the same rules as college debates, with a panel of judges who score the answer.
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Christopher Moore
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Every high school or college debate team ever. Because if everyone lies, all the time, you have to make decisions on who is loudest.
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Christopher Moore
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They're always tryn to cheer us up 😁
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Christopher Moore
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What if - and hear me out - from now on, we judge debate performance by the accuracy of the participants statements?
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Artologica
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Squirrel of the Day for July 5, 2024 #sqrlpix
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Christopher Moore
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I didn't necessarily mean they would flip positions. She could pick a VP candidate and they would be elected.
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Christopher Moore
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I'm pleased to see people are opening to the idea of Kamala Harris at the top of the ticket. We're riding with Biden as long as he wants to run, but I'll be happy to support VP Harris if she's our nominee. (Spare my your "she's a cop" responses. Logically she's the only choice if Joe steps down.)
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Christopher Moore
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J.D. Vance texting Felon45 to find out if it's okay to wear a clip-on noose to the inauguration.
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Christopher Moore
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Sometimes I loathe editing my own stuff. While editing will inevitably make the book better, it often feels like: "Oh look at the novel way I fucked things up that day."
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Christopher Moore
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My Grandma used to call cantaloupes, musk melons, so in honor of her, I give you your new sobriquet for Felon45: The Musk Melon Felon. You're welcome.
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Christopher Moore
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The "Democracy is Mob Rule" crowd is saying this because they are in a numerical minority, and their rights absolutely should be protected. The irony is that the people they support and have put in power are systematically taking those rights away.
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Christopher Moore
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Get up, wash the barf out of your hair, and brush your fucking teeth, we've got Democracy to save.
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Christopher Moore
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Willie Mays has passed away at the age of 93. #SFGiants
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Christopher Moore
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Felon45's fondness for "the snake" parable misses, I think, that in this scenario, he's the snake. "You knew I was a criminal when you voted for me, did you expect me to behave differently?"
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Christopher Moore
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I think The American Society of Magical Negros on Peacock is a terrific piece of satire. I recommend it. Your thoughts?
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Christopher Moore
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No, but all "likes" are private, now. So if you're a Nazi or, I don't know, you like hamster porn, other people can't see it. The consensus is that it's so porn sites can raise their traffic, but none of that was stated by the company.
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Christopher Moore
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SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE MOTHER-SPLOOTING DAY!
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Christopher Moore
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I do occasionally. I suppose it should be, "Squirrel of the Sporadic Time Frame" but it takes to long to type that out.
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Christopher Moore
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Essentially he already has. You can block someone, but they can still see your stuff. That didn't used to be the case.
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Christopher Moore
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Welcome noobs! Tons of people signing up here at Bluesky after another Twitter "improvement".
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Christopher Moore
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www.timesofisrael.com/some-120000-...
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Christopher Moore
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I propose "Felon45" as the sobriquet for Stinky.
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Christopher Moore
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If that's not nice I don't know what is. -Kurt Vonnegut
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Christopher Moore
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Who says shame is dead? This is a Tesla.
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Christopher Moore
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Didn’t realize until this place opened in my neighborhood how the Barbery Coast got it’s name. Now it’s even more barbery.
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Christopher Moore
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So glad to hear.
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Chuck Wendig
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It looks like both MOCKINGBIRD *and* THE CORMORANT are on sale for $2.99 if you're so inclined to grabby grabby. The Miriam Black series is six books, the series complete, so that's nice for you, if you don't mind a foul-mouthed fate-versus-free-will kinda horror-crimey thing.
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Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
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There's an non-denominational Aids Chapel at Grace Cathedral in San Francisco. There's an altar piece by Keith Haring and a piece of the AIDS quilt featuring San Franciscans lost in the plague.
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Christopher Moore
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If you seen the series, this a funny joke.
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Jon Bois
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if i was a tortured poet i would stop being a poet on account of all the torture
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Christopher Moore
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Absolutely. Spent an hour yesterday helping a friend getting her very new, very fancy dryer running. It has "diagnostics" through your phone, which didn't work, and hard resets (the classic "turn it off (unplug) and turn it back on" didn't work.) Turned out the "child lock" was on. Grrrr.
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Christopher Moore
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I do like it. I have a hard time buying Douglas as Franklin. He's so Michael Douglas.
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Christopher Moore
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The Republicans in Congress terrified the administration with their ridiculous investigations of antisemitism on campus.
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Christopher Moore
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I'd watch that, though.
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Christopher Moore
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mai oui!
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Christopher Moore
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I like that in the new Franklin series on Apple TV the Marquis de Lafayette is all, "I want to fuck up some Englishmen, if I can help your little republic, all the better, but I am all about the dead Limeys, mon ami."* *I'm paraphrasing.
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Christopher Moore
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Thanks!
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Christopher Moore
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Simpson lying in state.
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Christopher Moore
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Great to know.
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Christopher Moore
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Good to know. Thanks.
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