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Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social |
if i was a tortured poet i would stop being a poet on account of all the torture
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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You don't have to stop being a poet, just stop the torture and become a tortured (past tense) poet instead.
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The Merry Sadist
@themerrysadist.bsky.social
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Some people like being tortured 🤷♀️
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Teake (they/them)
@teake.bsky.social
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I fear you'd just end up tortured with no poetry to show for it
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Jon Oetting
@bricksncolumns.bsky.social
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Great mascot though. The Washington Tortured Poets.
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Puffin
@johnhpage.bsky.social
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Some poetry is torture
So you could retaliate?
(Suggestion from Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz)
hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Prostet...
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Cape Cod Postaah
@capecodblue.bsky.social
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Why people find it necessary to torture poets, I’ll never understand.
#NoRhymeOrReason
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Mike Johansen
@mikejohansenmd.bsky.social
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But then what would you be?
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Laura
@mokapup.bsky.social
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Money is torture please no more money
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former dog
@warybear.bsky.social
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The universe is sending you a message, in the form of torture
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Funk As Puck
@funkaspuck.bsky.social
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bearwired
@inatitledworld.bsky.social
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TELL me about it
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Tracy S. Morris
@tmorriscode.bsky.social
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Visiting the Tortured Poet’s Department today. I need to fill out my application to join the Dead Poet’s Society.
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Ƭყթօ
@typocelchu.bsky.social
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The beatings will continue until the poetry improves.
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Brian Song
@briansong.bsky.social
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What if you’re just a waterboarded poet?
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Jessica
@pretendofriendo.bsky.social
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Naw man, you do poetry BECAUSE of the torture. It helps with all the trauma and such.
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Your🐀text🐀here
@worldoffoo.bsky.social
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Is the torture in the room with us right now?
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mike g
@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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I imagine it'd be a swift decision
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Robert Corvid
@robertcorvid.bsky.social
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My rhymes sting like an electrode to the nipple.
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slosifl
@slosifl.bsky.social
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if i was tortured as a poet; makes me think i’d do something else
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andyroz Go Green
@andyroz.bsky.social
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I was always impressed that Cacofonix never gave up.
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Travis Nichols
@travisnichols.bsky.social
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When I agree but can’t agree
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the mjl (michael j leblanc)
@themjl.bsky.social
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"Shadow of the Poet Torturer"
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Σειληνός (Seilēnós)
@seilenos.bsky.social
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Joe Lapp, Bug Poet
@josephtlapp.bsky.social
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Some of us don't have a choice.
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Greg McKiernan
@thisisgregmck.bsky.social
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Finally, someone said it
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Jeff
@jeffsutton.bsky.social
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One must be tortured to know torture
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meetar
@meetar.bsky.social
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it’s like Norm Macdonald is right here in the room with me there
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Richard E. Rae
@richardrae.bsky.social
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The Vogons’ poetry tortures their listeners, yet theirs is only the second worst in the universe…
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Shiv Rose
@shivrose.bsky.social
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im always saying this. into the mirror when i wake up. it is my mantra
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Nathan Cayanan
@nathancayanan.bsky.social
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This is ironically very poetic
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@zendao42
@zendao42.bsky.social
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Not all art is suffering
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TheeCheese
@theecheese.bsky.social
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And if I was T Swift I would take a number of classes on how to write poetry/music things like that.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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one doesn’t choose the life of a tortured poet, it chooses you
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Mike OG
@mikeo-g.bsky.social
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But what if they were torturing you for more poetry??
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JLRoberson
@jlroberson.bsky.social
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until 2003 they were the only ones it was legal to torture on US soil
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Real American Hombre
@realamericanhombre.bsky.social
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I mean... are the poems you *make* tortured? (Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum/EnglishMUN) Or is the poet so terrible they are dragged off to meet the Vogon captain? It's an important distinction.
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