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Seanbaby@seanbaby.bsky.social |
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Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
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Mascot week concludes, the only way it could: With @seanbaby.bsky.social and Volto from Mars, the magnetic Martian Grape Nuts mascot with his cougar-repelling, child-attracting arms. It's FREE!
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Seanbaby
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Jamie surprised us one day with an animated version of our podcast and it rules.
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I made this insane math collectible card game called Calculords which isn’t available on mobile anymore, but we just posted it on richjoslin.itch.io/calculords !
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Seanbaby
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I had this amazing idea for a sketch where the development of the Pop Tart was like the space race? I just worry the bit would get driven into the ground after, like, 2 minutes.
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i'm going biweekly at @1900hotdog.bsky.social! go become a hot dog hero so you can read all of my stuff over there as well as daily articles from grade-a internet funnymen @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @seemoreevil.bsky.social, and more! www.patreon.com/1900HOTDOG
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Seanbaby
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One that won’t make me nervous! Wonderin’ where to sit! I’m worried I’m gonna sit on the 12 balls On these six diiiiiiiicks… (All these fiiine six dicks)
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Seanbaby
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Me: “Hi! Do you have a quest, please?” Every NPC in Dragon’s Dogma 2: “Fok right off ye focker, I got naught to say to ye, focker.”
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Seanbaby
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Speccing into WIS for boner is such terrible game design.
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Seanbaby
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He's almost ten years older than George Foreman was when he retired (again)!
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Seanbaby
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Mike Tyson signing up to fight at 57 might sound crazy, but every stupid, unethical act of violent spectacle gets us closer to the best dystopia— the Running Man dystopia.
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Seanbaby
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I sort of can’t believe how good this Fallout trailer looks.
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There is an alternate universe where this bizarre 47-minute long nightmare of a infomercial became a viral sensation and dudes were quoting lines from it to each other. It's one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen.
Content Warning: ??????
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Qk...
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Seanbaby
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This is going to sound crazy, but before they did all the layoffs, did anyone check to see if all the money was going to, like, three guys?
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merritt k
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1900hotdog.com really is going to be the last website!
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merritt k
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I'm back in the Dogg Zzone today with @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social talking about Ghosts Can't Do It, possibly the worst movie I have ever seen soundcloud.com/1900hotdog/d...
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Seanbaby
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Yeah, it's only fun right up until it gets just a little bit hard and then you're dead from any of 15 things that spawned behind you. I'm not even sure how you get better at the game. You just sort of hope that doesn't happen?
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Seanbaby
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Most games you pick up a new gun and it turns into an outside research project to see if 4.1% burn is better than 3.7% crit. Psh. In SS:KTJL a gun will say "Add 18cm to slide" and another will say "Multiply grenades by 800, no fuck it: 20,000. And have 6 minutes of invincible, I don't give a shit."
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No, but listen: you know how games are "balanced?" This game doesn't bother with that.
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"The world is wrong. You fucking rule," I tell Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. By myself, because all of my friends think I'm being sarcastic.
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It seems weird this scene from the 2007 film Shoot 'Em Up isn't something we talk about more. The world should look like this: Person 1: "I have something to say." Person 2: Paul Giamatti gleefully running over a baby.gif Person 3: Also Paul Giamatti gleefully running over a baby.gif
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Seanbaby
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Breaking Captain Death News: Little Heads Score Minor Victory.
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Seanbaby
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The latest in Doesn't Work On Captain Death News: If you tell him to strangle himself, he'll just tell you to shut up. Better luck next time, little head!
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Seanbaby
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Bullying always works.
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This is why you don't talk shit when you're just a head on an arm. Mark my words: All my Bluesky posts will be about what dosn't work against Captain Death.
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