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just frank's, nothing fancy

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they don't have much of a taste, really, and they're pretty soft. quinoa-like, maybe?

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a nice snack i like lately is high protein greek yogurt with hemp hearts and some hot sauce poured onto it. i call it spicy lifting slop

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i wrote about having a good time playing a big lovable meathead in a warhammer 40,000 game that's essentially a workplace comedy

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oh wait @nerdjpg.com is in the running too

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Live Action Bondage Fairies Move To Paramount Plus [[ ad blocked ]] Live Action Bondage Fairies Now Paramount Plus. Willem Dafoe, Jonah Hill Voice Wonderful CG Bugs And Insects. Stand By For More BFairy Report. Comments Register - Log In anonymous they can get fucked for ruining halo

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i actually like a lot of country i just fucking hate the boring mainstream reactionary shit i hear everyday out in the sticks, not to mention the white guy country x rap that's become popular lately

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andrew W's avatar andrew W @redheron.bsky.social
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Shit like this and the opening theme for Old Gods of Appalachia make me mad that I spent so long avoiding country music because of how bad most of the commercial stuff is. I want to hear a man play a banjo in a way that suggests he has seen the devil

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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playing excitetruck with death grips bgm via the custom soundtrack feature right now would fix me

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ok

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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barroo is insanely funny and talented. she made a haunting and lonely short film about drowning in a swamp which i absolutely loved but if thatโ€™s too scary she also made the extremely-not-haunting-and-lonely fiona and cake season 1 ending music. something for the sad leftist *and* the gay leftist!

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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who inexplicably attracts the most insane commenters on this site. jamelle bouie is an obvious choice but if we're going per thousand followers then i think @cait.bsky.social or @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social has him beat

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ok man but there is such a thing as making terrible financial decisions (like buying lots of transformers and then having to beg online for rent)

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jon crunktian's avatar jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
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i feel like the internet was better back when it was mainly Flash animations of stick figures fighting each other

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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you dont see a lot of internet users who talk about eating poop anymore. messytails, EBT back on something awful, people of that nature. the economy cant support it

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[see's a video game or book or movie become insanely popular and successful] if i dont experience this exact kind of blind luck with something i make im worthless and should kill myself

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like applying for jobs takes time energy and at this point i know i'm not going to get any of them anyway so i'd rather spend it working on freelance pieces or independent projects

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please stop sending me the onion social media job. there is a 0% chance i would get it even if i learned how to do tiktok

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being exiled to canada and having to move back to my hometown since it's one of the few cities i can afford to actually live in is insanely demoralizing. i feel like my life is still on a huge downturn and i have no idea when that'll change

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like, there are jobs i could do out there, but either i look absolutely terrible on paper or there are just thousands of people applying for each of them. maybe time to retrain while i keep my head above water with freelance gigs

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another three job rejections today, haven't had an interview in months. going to give up for a while since i can scrape by with freelancing for the time being. nobody wants to hire me, that's pretty clear at this point

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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keanu AI ad... all the idols will fall and you will be bereft

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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oh wow, i've never replayed it. finishing 3 at the time of release was like alright i don't have the emotional energy to go through all that again

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she's a fictional character in a video game

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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whose guys

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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he's no atton rand, that's for sure

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i mean kaidan wasn't much more interesting

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humanity fuck yeah

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i think were ready for discourse about how ashley from mass effect was right to fear and hate the giant space monsters whose abilities typically vastly exceeded those of human beings

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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Blue Dream, Dark Ride (which I've wanted to try forever), Cinemaniac, and Cosmic Woods

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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cosmic woods smells exactly like ET ride at universal :3

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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to do what

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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my xyrena sample order finally came in and idk if they're daily wearable for me but they're so neat and they put candy in the package too. im neurotypical now

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my fav movie

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Tom McH's avatar Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social
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just watched it again, great every time

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i thought a ruined handjob was when the woman like hits the guy with some metal or shows him a picture of his mom right before he busts but it's just when she stops i guess. i feel like they could get more creative than that

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inflation_gary is the unfortunate victim of a smear campaign. his art is actually very tasteful

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Gretchen Felker-Martin ๐Ÿ‰'s avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin ๐Ÿ‰ @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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"Crimpy and Xx_snud_xX are abusers." "Inflation_Gary is LITERALLY a gaslighter." "Mingus and Bonko are doing elder abuse scams on a private darkweb server that violated pet play consent." We are teetering on the brink of a permanent planet-wide psychotic break. Log off.

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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL's avatar DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social
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SONIC 3D BLAST TRAVELLER'S TALES UK 1996 SEGA GENESIS

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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL's avatar DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social
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COOL SPOT VIRGIN GAMES/THE GLOBAL TEAM 1993 SEGA GENESIS

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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this game kicked so much ass

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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30 rock turns 20 in two years btw

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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in addition to how awful airbnbs are for local rental markets they haven't even been that great for travelers for years. most of the time i'd rather just stay in a hotel if it's going to be nearly as expensive anyway

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great, NOW the president cant even get arrested for making a Delicious Christmas Meatloaf thats too exquisite...ugh we're all gonna be so full

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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bill i'm so sorry if i'm the cause of you learning about this. i never wanted you to have to know

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the way of gregs...

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