Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social

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Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

Im PERFECTLY CAPABLE of moving those kegs into the keg cooler. Its just easier on me for the younguns to do it.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

This is why I just have younger, stronger people do the thing for me.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

SPEAKING of folk horror, there's a neat documentary on Shudder about folk horror in film called "Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched". If you like folk horror and are also a massive nerd like me, you should check it out.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

Do I look like I'm made out of carpet steamers?

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Bastian Tiger 🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

They're high quality foxes, Nitro.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

Red foxes, 3 for $1!

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山木京、 @yamakikei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

『キツネ売りの狐』

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Mjodvitnir 🔜 TFS @ulfhednar793.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Realistic pet play where I tear around the house at 4:30 AM for no reason and am fast asleep again before you figure out where the sound of breaking glass came from.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Same. I am definitely a dog in that regard. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Im pretty certain that the only thing Tigger ever preyed on was my toes. But yeah, I get you. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Whhyyyyy did youuuu abandon meeeee I loooove yooouuuuu whhhyyyyy

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Tofte @tofte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Realistic pet play where I go feral when you put dinner in front of me and then lay on you so you can't get up for 18 hours straight

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DexWolfy🖤💜❤️ @dexwolfy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Realistic pet play where I freak out and whine while you're away for too long cause I think you're never coming back

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

I miss that little noodly idiot. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Rrruff. :)

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Dav Sionnach @davsionnach.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Realistic pet play where I chew up your shoe when you're away at work too long.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

My ferret, Tigger used to disappear like that and I would find him asleep in a dresser drawer or he would just show up hours later covered in dust bunnies, entirely oblivious and brainless. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

🐶

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Its the snout! It gets in the way of beer glasses and I end up with foam on my nose. Which Spike thinks is adorable so on second thought maybe Ill keep doing it.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

You must be a ferret.

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Pines @oldpines.wtf
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Realistic pet play where I vanish for hours, so thoroughly that you’re certain I got out or got trapped in some unknown part of the house that will only become evident when decomposition sets in, only to pop out from behind the washing machine covered in dust and lint, oblivious to your trauma.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Oh no I accidentally set the glycol resevoir temp and suit set point below freezing.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

Quick connect fittings at the base of the tail.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Watching fursuiters discuss various cooling methods and I am now imagining a fursuiter hooked up to glycol chiller, just hauling it around behind them on casters.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Thw worst thing, for me, about pup gatherings at bars is that I refuse to drink beer from a straw so I either have to not wear my dogface, or I have to drink something else.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Fair.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Sweet.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

I can loom over Spike but he doesn't like it. D:

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Can I loom? I would love to loom. But Im usually shorter than everyone else.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

FINE. I'll slouch when Im around you so you can feel like a tall guy

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

See the thing about my "doomerism" is that I am just expecting the worst possible outcome. I am, however, willing to throw bricks about it.

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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

If they're willing to take everything away from you, you don't owe them safety or kindness. Turning the other cheek gets a slap on the ass and expecting your obedience. Grab a brick.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

I might hit 5 foot 10 if I stand up straight and pay attention to my posture.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Most guys are. XD

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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

Realistic pet play where I power barf on the kitchen floor and then lick it all up while you yell at me with disgust.

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Sly the nook creature @slywolfy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

Realistic pet play where I escape the backyard and cause havoc in the neighborhood and the police are called

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Rrruff. :)

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

I'm only 5 foot 9. Spike is just a smoll doggo. He's like 5 foot six or something.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Realistic pet play where I pee on the carpet, making eye contact with you while you yell at me.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Retweeting just because it makes me happy.

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

Hamlet: I am too much in the sun Icarus: LOL, same Diogenes: Both of you are assholes

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

11,000,000/10, would watch.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Bro...bro...they're like...taking the little dudes to Isengard.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Yeah.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

You. Now hold still. This scalpel is dull and Im shakey because of this half gallon of redbull.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Yell at me for being defeatist and a doomer or whatever. That's fine. But also: call me when Im wrong. Ill be waiting by the phone with baited breath.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

Sure. Why not?

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Its not gonna go anywhere, because of course it won't, but good for her for showing some guts.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

This is v much why I won't eat octopus.

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