rax king

rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

my block has had the same guys doing construction on it for weeks and today as i’m coming home from the hair salon one of the guys goes ‘haircut looks great mama!’ lol

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

my kingdom for the unrestrained glee of hearing a teacher do a swear

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

this is something mel magazine would’ve had me do three years ago

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

it is

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

what would the other way of the street even be lol

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

then he gets on twitter all ‘someone really ought to do something about that problem!’

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

i believe it! not directed at her or the story she wrote at all

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

innocent timing on the writers’/publication’s part i’m sure it just smells icky to me i guess

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

i would really love this to be true for the US too (and maybe it is what do i know) but i don’t love the timing of articles like this as paired with our rapidly eroding reproductive rights…

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

oh shit now the guy has the sunflower. how the tables turn

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

just started learning finger picking but mostly clawhammer!

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

i love watching couples do their little goofs. lady on the train keeps whacking her man with a sunflower while he pretends to cower in fear. good stuff man

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

im getting buff from playing the banjo lowkey. which is kind of worrisome actually because how weak were my arms if this is something they found strenuous

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

i tried to give it to the station manager of the subway station where i found it and he threw up his hands and went ‘i can’t take that from you!!’ lmao

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

yessir

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

how can i find a phone owner whose phone i found? it’s locked so there’s nothing on it that’s visible to me abt who the person is or whatever

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

helpful mnemonic

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

FIREWORKS: - boring - stinky - frightening for animals and babies BONFIRE - pleasant as shit - delicious campfire smell - the enterprising attendee can enjoy a weenies-and-s’mores feast fit for a king

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

like you never see people ENJOYING their fireworks, past the first couple rounds. they just stand there grim-faced setting off one after another like it’s this undesirable chore

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

yoga

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

like you never see people ENJOYING their fireworks, past the first couple rounds. they just stand there grim-faced setting off one after another like it’s this undesirable chore

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

it never got to me THAT much before i had shug but after having to rock her in my arms all night while she cried in terror im extremely a fireworks grinch

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

i am absolutely certain that this type of person is also, and always, a reckless driver

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

i could get on board with the people who love to set off hours upon hours of fireworks despite the fact that it annoys the shit out of everyone not involved in setting them off…if it was actually fun to do. fireworks aren’t that fun! get your illegal-shit jollies doing something else!

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

yesterday was the funnest 4th i’ve ever had and it’s really not even that close

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

i like having a record player for all the usual cornball music nerd reasons but also because ‘one side of a record’ is a perfect timer. doing all the dishes takes about one side of a record, so does catching up on emails. it’s the ideal amount of time to work OR procrastinate!

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

motown alone is enough to keep me grudgingly loyal

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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

omg yes obviously they’ll have to have a folding chair made of the iron throne

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