rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social

every day i put on my too-long pants and take my life into my hands scrambling around on the kitchen counter to find some object my husband has hidden from me on a high shelf

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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

My 5'2 F-cup (her words) laughed knowingly when I read this to her. She has step stool recommendations, but knows her fellow global average female height-er has already got it covered.

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Joel McLemore @joelmclemore.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

I have arms of an ape-like length and when a shorter person asks me to reach something for them in a store I feel like I finally have found purpose in life.

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Natural Hierarchies Unenjoyer @flintironstag.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

My wife sent me an insta of cabinets with slide out collapsible step ladders but I'll never find it again.

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@allik.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

This is so real.

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