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L-A-T-E-R that week

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helpful mnemonic

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FIREWORKS: - boring - stinky - frightening for animals and babies BONFIRE - pleasant as shit - delicious campfire smell - the enterprising attendee can enjoy a weenies-and-s’mores feast fit for a king

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like you never see people ENJOYING their fireworks, past the first couple rounds. they just stand there grim-faced setting off one after another like it’s this undesirable chore

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yoga

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like you never see people ENJOYING their fireworks, past the first couple rounds. they just stand there grim-faced setting off one after another like it’s this undesirable chore

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it never got to me THAT much before i had shug but after having to rock her in my arms all night while she cried in terror im extremely a fireworks grinch

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i am absolutely certain that this type of person is also, and always, a reckless driver

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i could get on board with the people who love to set off hours upon hours of fireworks despite the fact that it annoys the shit out of everyone not involved in setting them off…if it was actually fun to do. fireworks aren’t that fun! get your illegal-shit jollies doing something else!

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yesterday was the funnest 4th i’ve ever had and it’s really not even that close

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i like having a record player for all the usual cornball music nerd reasons but also because ‘one side of a record’ is a perfect timer. doing all the dishes takes about one side of a record, so does catching up on emails. it’s the ideal amount of time to work OR procrastinate!

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motown alone is enough to keep me grudgingly loyal

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omg yes obviously they’ll have to have a folding chair made of the iron throne

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the circe/jamie match started in such a conventional manner, but wow; what a twist!

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yeah his character is another casualty of the show’s impending cancellation lol

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are we coming to thanksgiving? it depends, will uncle wild card be there?

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daenerys vs arya, why not! littlefinger vs the entire brotherhood without banners, sure whatever!

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business idea: game of thrones professional wrestling. each wrestler’s persona is a character and every night different combinations of them beat the shit out of each other

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ugh don’t talk to that guy. he always says weird stuff about his dick

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euron is such a blight on game of thrones, my god. uncle wild card is here! all hopped up on mountain dew and ready to rock!

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every day i put on my too-long pants and take my life into my hands scrambling around on the kitchen counter to find some object my husband has hidden from me on a high shelf

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no one ever talks about the people who have the hardest lives of all (beautiful busty 5’2” women)

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i live about as close to the grocery store as your phone is to your face rn and yet here we are

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southern new hampshire university commercial: S.N.H.U. me at home: snuu

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me: i guess that’s why they call it penile tuesday sean: me: i said i guess that’s why they call it— sean: i heard you

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i simultaneously don’t know what this could possibly mean and agree with my whole life

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i hugely respect women who get massive bolt-on fake tits. serious surgery, long recovery time, the obligation to buy all new bras and tops…they just love tits that much 🥲

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Pride BEGAN during a time of anti-sodomy laws. The first Pride was a riot against those laws. Pride is celebrated around the world in places where it is much more dangerous to be queer than here. Pride is not dependent on being ALLOWED to be who we are, it’s a promise that we WILL be no matter what

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look no matter what happens in november or indeed for the foreseeable future you have to keep being alive and you have to figure out a way to live with yourself. so. what’s that look like? what are you going to do?

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i was mean mugging this guy on the train who was playing loud videos without headphones and he tried to hit on me…he thought my glaring and cursing under my breath was flirting…i know it’s no longer fashionable to be like ‘lol men are idiots’ but lol men are idiots

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This man's bloodline needs to end.

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This is evergreen advice

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sometimes! i hope the update on this one is ‘i dumped him’!

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im always like damn. someone’s really gotta clean these makeup brushes

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to be clear i love it so much. i love me some fak

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