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Memento Morty 🌙

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Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness a black cat in Ohio she/her Hot Thickle Definitely not a witch

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Heh.

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I AM TRYING

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A shirt arrived today that has a large tarot card on it with the words "muscle mommy" below it and the card has a woman holding a barbell. Sadly it's too big, so I'll have to return it.

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This is accurate

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I do it and I even sometimes stretch before bed.

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Is someone gonna match my freak? (lying on the floor of my room, reading a book, with my legs and feet up on the wall)

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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life

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Well... I tried and that's what counts.

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It's always Halloween in our hearts.

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black doc martens >>>> strappy wedge sandals

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I'm feeling very brave tonight. What else will she say? who knows

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My body was made for black boots and oversized sweaters

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I wouldn't have lasted a *second* in 1692 Salem let's be honest

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I'm just going to say it. I'm ready for fall weather.

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Chris Ingraham's avatar Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social
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It's 2016 and Trump has a new tone. It's 2017 and Trump has a new tone. It's 2018 and Trump has a new tone. It's 2020 and Trump has a new tone. It's 2024 and Trump has a new tone.

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Truly believed that everyone on this app was bisexual until proven otherwise.

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maybe he's hoping you won't notice

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My sis is a first gen med, so at least she isn't that insufferable.

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Truly believed that everyone on this app was bisexual until proven otherwise.

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Oh my meteorite is just a wee baby compared to yours! I bet that thing is so heavy?

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Or like so did their rich, white parents.

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And the general public is always shocked when they find out how right leaning doctors are.

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Thanks I have a cephalopod fossil not pictured somewhere

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My stepdad taught me Latin for that reason only

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A very important sidekick, possibly the most important.

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And I'm holding The Rod of Norepinephrine

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Some days it do be like that though.

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It's me. Swole spirit of medicine.

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You guys are really making me feel even less sure about this lol

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Ƙappa's avatar Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social
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First Date Idea: I eat every last pickle in your house, walk straight home, and never call you again

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Yep. I never attended one, but know the acronym.

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Oh god. Fur takes on a new meaning after that book.

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Oh. I'm not the religious parent. You can't totally send the rec.

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