Sweetie π

@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social

1696 followers 438 following 6177 posts

✨You may recognize me from MyNameIsJeff’s header✨

Six feet of radioactive decay and candy

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

I’m a talented baker

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

manna from heaven, ODO

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

The food of life

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

🐰🖤👄

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

stop coveting my jigglypuff

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

You can’t read me like a book

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

You’re welcome, asshole 😘

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Enjoy the weekend, everyone

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Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

I’m not mad, I’m disappointed*. *furious

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

My mom just told me that calculus has been canceled in her town’s high school because of Woke How’s your day going?

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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 22:53 UTC

Dance like nobody likes you.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Watched my friend flop face first onto a motel bedspread. I had no idea she was such a risk taker.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Why the fuck do we even have presidential debates anymore

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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

I for one find bad stuff depressing

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 06, 2023 at 16:28 UTC

I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

i think i could survive the hadron collider

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

🙏🏻

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Thank you, Michael! ☺️😘

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thee michael whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

🎵Run me over, Tiny Dancer🎵

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

The best episode

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

I hope I get to play Jan Levinson in the bsky remake of The Office

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

I've got a sleepy boy here

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

We used to spend hours burping Tupperware containers. You kids should have never let us olds take the wheel

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

I'm not convinced that aging makes us lose inhibitions. I just give fewer fucks about people hearing me say the freaky shit in my head out loud

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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

I have to go back to reality tomorrow. Reality sucks

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

On casual Fridays I wear a hammock.

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

a good first date idea is the Lowe’s garden department so you can walk by the bags of mulch just to see if your date gives them a couple hearty pats

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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

look at this adorable baby. who’s a good boy? he is. duh.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Kingdom Animalia, Class Insecta

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Boog @boogtweets.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Arctic Scientist: your résumé said you have worked your whole life in extreme cold Me: no, what it says is I’ve been working my entire life with *lowers sunglasses* zero degrees…

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

I don't do fireworks but I wanted to show my support for July 4th so I just chopped two of my fingers off

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

When I refer to myself as a ‘stallion,’ I just mean that if you give me peanut butter, I’ll probably talk to you

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Fortunes on kazoo paper, humming on cookies. "What. It's bring your parallel universe to leisure day."

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 22, 2023 at 14:45 UTC

Flat Earther couples live in fear of having a falling out.

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

🎶 because your abyss, your abyss is on my list 🎶

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail

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drewjanda @dogballs.info
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Doctor: I have some bad news about your son. I’m afraid he’s too cool. Mom: can he… can he still go to school? Doc: you may want to sit down for this

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geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

What do you mean I'm not patriotic, I love--*checks map*--Amorcra. I like flags and troop supporting

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

In search of answers. [Checks pantry and refrigerator]

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

That was just a regular accident to a freak like me

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

he died the way he lived, by slowly dying

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rafael @rafaelteixeira.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

What in the Lumon Industries

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

I can't believe it's almost Christmas.

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

I’ll take a dozen

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

🥹😘

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

Thank you, Andy! 🩷

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Yes, as a gift for you

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

My posts are not meant to be read they’re meant to be felt

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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

This celebration could’ve been an email.

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