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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.


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Evilbunny Pottymouth - Help us flush the Orange Turd in November's avatar Evilbunny Pottymouth - Help us flush the Orange Turd in November @mrsquirrel.bsky.social
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from Sgt Joker That’s weird, the people perpetrating crimes against children told us it was Drag Queens.

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Ugh. I’ve had that happen and it SUCKS 🫂🫂

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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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I am firmly convinced that the anti TikTok stances in the government are more out of fear of the people talking and sharing “unapproved” info than any fear that the Chinese government will see my cat being a silly little bug

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Oh no - I am so sorry. That utterly sucks.

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Both 😡 and 🤞

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I was VERY fortunate that when I brought it up to my psych one time he was the one that pointed me to articles on multi phasic sleep and was mostly concerned on if I felt like I had the mental and physical resources I needed to get thru the day with that sleep. I miss that doctor.

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My best is when I’m able to do 4-5 at night with 2-3 in the afternoon. But that’s not easy to maintain 😠

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Ooof. That description is one I usually see for someone with chaotic polyphasic and it is so exhausting and wears on the mental resources SO MUCH. Please say that they aren’t trying to get you straight into an eight hour cycle

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She is so delightfully annoyed looking - even when she is aggressively scent marking me and purring. The neighbor calls her a “delightful bundle of spite and affection”

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Sorry - I have VIEWS

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The idea that a “normal healthy” sleep period is 8 solid hours from 10pm to 6am frustrates me. That is NOT innate. If you can do it and be rested, fine! But that’s a really recent development thanks to electricity and industrialism. But people still get anxiety if they don’t meet this weird ideal

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I’m pretty certain it dipped lower in the wee hours, it just didn’t dip for long. I’ve been okay for the first time in years during a heat wave because I finally got central ac installed. Wasn’t installed when my three floor townhouse was built and that was in 2003.

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Ugh. Do they at least ask what you mean by that? Are you polyphasic? Are you consistent? Are you having difficultly doing daily stuff? They of all people should realize that “normal” is a loaded term.

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Trust me - rage poop exists in human health care as well. 🫣

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Portland area. We are very excited that we are down into double digits today after multiple straight days of 100+, even if that double digit is 94

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It was over 80 at past 10pm the other night, but I haven’t really been tracking the night temps.

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Why are you so anti-small business, rem?

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Oooof. I mean…they’re trying? But yeah….

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At least the second one had a different url listed

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A second USPS phishing text has hit the text app

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“The attack marks the second suffered by Heritage this year.” Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Yes yes - I’m sure that the USPS in texting me from a random outlook dot com email and sending me a link is completely legit and fine

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My burritos better hurry up and get here 😠

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I somehow doubt their offspring saw them anymore often. That’s the nanny’s worry.

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I go just to kill “a few minutes” and it keeps me there for hours. Once is see the lady come up to point out my doom scrolling it always seem to be a surprise 😄

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Its a both amusing and alarming to see people actually read even the bullet points of Project 2025 and realize that the leopards are tying on bibs and salivating

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That algorithm is just amazing

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Same, followed by immediately scrolling to the beginning of the thread for the full effect

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I’ve received that notice from Comcast in the past. ☹️

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Unseen University was used to eccentricity among the faculty. After all, humans derive their notions of what it means to be a normal human being by constant reference to the human around them, and when those humans are other wizards, the spiral can only wiggle downwards. Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

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Jingo? Frankly the whole Watch series imo

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Why do you love chaos so much?

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Also a nurse and confirming the therapeutic nature of ice cream.

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Oh hey! There I am!

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Maybe not the schools - lots of deep cleaning and maintenance happens during the summer and no one needs to be waxing floor and painting walls without AC.

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LMFAO. Oh man, PGE must have gotten some interesting feedback between yesterday and today since todays Peak Time message is “If safety allows, please consider making small shifts during Peak Time”

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What is an A and M road? Is it like a freeway/highway? Or is it a surface street?

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PGE, I don’t know how I got a $.16 rebate for not doing anything, but I’ll take it

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Learning that the longest street in the UK is two miles long certainly explains why they find addresses like 17528 Main Street to be incredibly big

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ADHD rabbit holes are wild sometimes. I went down one years back about “why are bananas so crappy compared to the candies” and ended up with OPINIONS on monocultures

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Omg, Thor. Why you look so goofy?!

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I was sure it was Hazel that caused it

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I don’t yell at them because that would require me to be outside. But Erica and I text each other insults about the drivers as they go by in their loud cars

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the 'smegma male'

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Hell yeah I want that

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