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Lyse-Beast@lyse.bsky.social |
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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.
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Chris Kluwe
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Functional political systems are *supposed to be* boring! It should be sewage specialists arguing over what size pipe is most efficient for the city layout! It should be debates over whether to put a mural or a frieze in the new park! “Interesting politics” are when people start dying!
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multi-mara❣️🌌🌹🔮
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🌌 this place has THE JUICE good lord this random incel bragging about his dick size OUT OF NOWHERE is bringing me so much joy mald incel mald
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Lyse-Beast
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“Well, I suppose there’s no place like home,” she said. “No,” said Granny Weatherwax, still looking thoughtful. “No. There’s a billion places like home. But only one of ’em’s where you live.” - Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
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Lyse-Beast
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All I’m seeing is sea lions
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Lyse-Beast
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Lololol
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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“Progressive twitter users” is the new “jumbo shrimp”
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Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
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For some reason ceiling fans get turned on and off based on if the room is occupied. My two pedestal fans, on the other hand, have only been off during power outages in years.
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Lyse-Beast
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Can we add a collolary that the rockers on a multi switch panel will change randomly as well? Because if so I’m willing to subscribe to that newsletter.
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Lyse-Beast
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So if “just asking a question” people are sea lions, what would she be? My knee jerk response would be either a jackal or hyena.
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Lyse-Beast
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It’s so awkwardly obvious how she is trying to crouch her hatred as “concern”. 🫂🫂🫂🫂
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Lyse-Beast
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“…he'd much prefer a seemly silence.” I think that at this point this is what everyone wants from her.
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Lyse-Beast
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At some point in the past few days it appears I hit 1k followers. The traditions of Bsky dictate I must submit to posters madness but I can’t decide on a topic. Why bananas are horrible? Why mirrors aren’t to be trusted? Why Robotech was a pivotal point of entertainment?
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Lyse-Beast
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“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.” - Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals
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Lyse-Beast
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Boxed mac and cheese with tuna and canned peas
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Lyse-Beast
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Fridge, cabinets, pantry - whatever food you could round up for dinner
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Lyse-Beast
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Uhhh. Question: fend for yourself nights (AKA scrounge nights) were normal, right? I’ve seen a couple of people acting like it’s a weird concept 🤨
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Lyse-Beast
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I can’t remember if I have gas in the car but let a TikTok play the Batty Rap from FernGully and I’m singing along. Thanks, brain.
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Lyse-Beast
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Oh lord - saw an ALF thirst trap on tiktok and thought of you guys
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Lyse-Beast
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That’s how I feel too😩😩😩
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Lyse-Beast
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All my weather apps just hit me with excessive heat watch warnings for the end of the week and weekend🫠🫠
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Lyse-Beast
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Time to take my anxiety meds and listen to an audiobook
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Lyse-Beast
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Lolol
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Lyse-Beast
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If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story. - Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
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Lyse-Beast
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Lololol
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Lyse-Beast
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I’m hoping that the artist returns to his account here and sees just how much people like it
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Lyse-Beast
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Omg. The MTG and Bobo one
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Lyse-Beast
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I love the original meme but some of the adaptations(?) are so creative or unexpected that I love them
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Lyse-Beast
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It just keeps bubbling to the surface of my stream of thought.
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Lyse-Beast
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Oh shit!! Really?! @jbcasacop.bsky.social you did such an amazing job on this!! The faces are so expressive and absolutely PERFECT in this meme
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Lyse-Beast
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RIP your lint trap?
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Lyse-Beast
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At first I read this as “worst post I ever made on r/DIY” and was 😳😳😱😱
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Lyse-Beast
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Bomb pop!!
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Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
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Is this an artist you were already familiar with or did you do a search?
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cassidy
@smittyroo.bsky.social
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new anxiety just dropped:
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Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
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Well fuck
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Lyse-Beast
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Just did a search for that artist and amazing!!
www.artstation.com/jbcasacop
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Janel Comeau
@verybadllama.bsky.social
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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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Lyse-Beast
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My notifications 💀💀
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Lyse-Beast
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Of course Thor needs a couch. Otherwise he will keep napping on paint bottles and under chairs
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Lyse-Beast
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Yoda’s FACE!
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Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
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Right?! Those expressions are just *chefs kiss*
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Lyse-Beast
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Sadly I don’t. Found it on Pinterest and there wasn’t any info attached
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Lyse-Beast
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Klaus says that he’s all you need
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Lyse-Beast
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Omfg. I would play that and then end up laughing so hard all I can do is shake my hands and wheeze
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Lyse-Beast
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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink
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Lyse-Beast
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Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them. And what you might need them for was to tell you, as a friend, that you were beginning to cackle. - Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
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Lyse-Beast
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Lyse-Beast
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Fuck - this is one of the scariest parts of an allergy. You usually find out when you react. 😳😳😳 🫂🫂🫂
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Lyse-Beast
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Wasn’t there something about extremely misleading info
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Lyse-Beast
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Oh, we were. We were 😳😄😄
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