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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

STOP

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

IS THAT KRAMPUS

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

those weirdos would look at common porn now and not understand what’s so racy about any of it

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

shows her a washing machine: oh dear it seems i am stuck within!”

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

HAHAHAHA WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

scarier than jason because he somehow cares about chaos

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

omg adam that probably right but they would have no idea how fast i could move in shorts, sans corset

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

i am guilty of this. and the thing that makes me realize this over and over is horror movies which seems so backwards but the reason women survive them is because we always do

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

i love her as a horror, JP is a thriller, but mine is no country for old men

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

imagine if you showed medieval queens the indoor plumbing in my apartment. they would think i lived in exorbitant wealth

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

what’s wild about castles and 100 room mansions is they only exist because royals had to travel days and would need a room. they just worked as hotels. billionaires just have them because it’s cute

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

chris walken is like “sheesh”

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

sometimes i look at castles and i’m like “no just give me a bungalow for fucks sake”

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

oh noooooo pageant girls they tend to go on to scamming people cuz they can't take not being the best girl in the room but i feel for them cuz that's a mom thing

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

if you have a dick or a weird tiddy or a surgery scar or whatever, you are a woman and so goddamn pretty i can't take it. it's not luck because being a woman isn't lucky but it's goddamn fucking stunning

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

it's hard to believe but trust me, as your mom, every inch of you is in exactly the right place

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

if you're a woman and don't think you're pretty, you gotta stop it cuz like every hair on your head and freckle and tooth is exactly where it needs to be cuz you are so fucking pretty

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

fuckkk yes i am going to win this game

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

dude. women are so pretty

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

I'm truly not sure if i could handle seeing his work outside of my bedroom where i can take breaks because i truly need breathers throughout

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

this is @mattaytchtaylor.bsky.social 's time to SHINE

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

THREE MILLION GOOD GRACIOUS

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

we have a place near us called cookies and cream and they make in-house cookies to make cakes and ice cream sandwiches out of and they're my favorite ice cream product i've ever eaten

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

i'm glad to have seen it and will not be watching it ever again

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

it's easily one of the most unsettling movies i've ever seen

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

if anyone needs to get their mind fucked into space mad god is on shudder

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

hell yus

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

i think i gotta log off and go make something everything sucks

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

FUCK YA BROTHER

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

light bulb shots

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

adam has a bluesky death wish

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jane 'n tail @lazylazyjane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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