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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets
2 replies 11 reposts 33 likes
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d.ly@dly.bsky.social |
2744 followers 592 following 13207 posts
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets
2 replies 11 reposts 33 likes
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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so dehydrated my knuckles squeak like a magic marker
1 replies 13 reposts 40 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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gawd I hope it’s sunny tomorrow I have a fat roll & one of my chins I need to finish tanning
2 replies 20 reposts 44 likes
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs
4 replies 11 reposts 52 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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When a lady offers you her nuts it's customary and expected that you accept them and not defer to Brazilian nuts instead.
1 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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These are interesting times and I think we all need a break from them.
7 replies 79 reposts 158 likes
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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btw I'm off work for the rest of the month and am not going to be able to do much besides sit around. I am so sorry in advance about everything
2 replies 4 reposts 19 likes
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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I’m not a suggested follow.
9 replies 20 reposts 49 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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Snoopy
1 replies 1 reposts 7 likes
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juno. stump ($190/$250)
@juno.bsky.social
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me most of the time Joe Biden does things
0 replies 8 reposts 35 likes
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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coupons pronounced like poopins
5 replies 7 reposts 35 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand
1 replies 23 reposts 55 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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ur not gonna “get my goad” dude i don’t even know what that is
1 replies 6 reposts 22 likes
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
9 replies 17 reposts 89 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle
9 replies 25 reposts 95 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 29 reposts 60 likes
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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A banana is just a tube of savory goo wrapped in a dying jacket
1 replies 11 reposts 48 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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thank you @patnspankme.bsky.social and @raindro369.bsky.social with the assist
0 replies 3 reposts 15 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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never met a dog that misread the vibes
5 replies 24 reposts 67 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists
3 replies 33 reposts 173 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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1 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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𐓀𐓂͘𐒼𐒷 𐓒𐒻 𐓈𐒰͘ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Well, they DO. 🤷🏽♀️
9 replies 36 reposts 172 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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I'm saving a lot of money on chest waxing by simply standing too close to the grill.
0 replies 12 reposts 36 likes
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy
37 replies 90 reposts 842 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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my thoughts exactly
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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I need to find out who made this big mess I'm in
0 replies 5 reposts 23 likes
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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They used to say it was eyes but now they're saying the pooter is the window to the soul
1 replies 5 reposts 14 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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*knocking on the neighbor’s door* may I borrow a cup of uranium?
13 replies 33 reposts 67 likes
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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Have you ever smelled the sun?
9 replies 8 reposts 30 likes
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stan✨edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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A Sublime song started to creep into my head just now and I panicked. I can’t deal with that kind of thing today or ever
0 replies 2 reposts 14 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i decided to stop being weird and start being cool 😎
4 replies 11 reposts 29 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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who up blurting “wait what are we talking about again” in the middle of a conversation?
4 replies 24 reposts 57 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage
1 replies 21 reposts 42 likes
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor
3 replies 11 reposts 33 likes
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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cum? you mean boner marrow??
1 replies 18 reposts 58 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
7 replies 35 reposts 85 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Sorry, I'm 4 hours late. I was behind a person buying lottery tickets at the gas station again
0 replies 12 reposts 42 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions
2 replies 17 reposts 67 likes
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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some of y'all slam that seat down like the toilet owes you money
3 replies 9 reposts 42 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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sometimes i see someone make a joke i thought about but decided not to post and oooohhh mamma do i ever silently judge them for it
1 replies 11 reposts 30 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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MOM: …and that’s why we decided to intervene. Your isolationist tendencies have us all very concerned. ME [putting on VR headset]:
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s
9 replies 30 reposts 90 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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thanks for coming over but yall gotta go home now so i can jerk off
13 replies 42 reposts 168 likes
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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Happy with my Bluesky experience in that whenever I see a Real Dumb Dummy™️ it's always in the replies and never an original post
2 replies 3 reposts 26 likes
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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I challenge your mom to a duel
2 replies 7 reposts 26 likes
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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🐰🖤👄
14 replies 25 reposts 171 likes
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Ally Cat 🐱🏳️⚧️
@estrogen.rodeo
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canada a looney tunes ass country why can i buy cheese curds at the pharmacy
0 replies 4 reposts 15 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?
3 replies 25 reposts 47 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them
0 replies 28 reposts 43 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 48 reposts 120 likes