Stephen King

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

the other day I saw someone say in earnest that “neurotypical people don’t remember their mistakes, only neurodivergent people do” and with the power vested in me I am taking these terms away from everyone for at least a month

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full. 🤣🤣🤣

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Pat Sajak is retiring. Give him a gold watch and a vowel. 😂

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Hahaha

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

Has football replaced baseball as America’s pastime?

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

Alito’s explanation for that upside-down flag is about as believable as a three-dollar bill.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Wishing Bev Vincent a happy 63rd birthday.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

My book, YOU LIKE IT DARKER, has gone to #1. Thank you to everyone who bought the book, either print or audio. I hope you enjoyed the stories!

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Sorry Scott Wampler passed. What a shock. Condolences to his loved ones.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Do you all float down here?

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Thank you to everyone who welcomed me to BlueSky. Much appreciated.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

I am finally here, hopefully for good. Sticking with Twitter, which makes me bi-social.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

I’m a Covid virgin. At least, so far. 🙏

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 18:49 UTC

There is an impersonation warning on my account, but it’s really me. Just hasn’t been used lately.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 07, 2023 at 22:40 UTC

Waffle House 4ever.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2023 at 12:02 UTC

Watching SILO. It’s very good.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

Did you hear the one about the hipster ice cube? It was water before it was cool. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2023 at 01:55 UTC

True, Boo.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2023 at 01:53 UTC

Subtitles can sometimes be very helpful, especially when speech is heavily accented But I could do without “mournful music” and “sprightly music” and “suspenseful music.” But that’s just me.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2023 at 21:56 UTC

Renewed for 2nd season.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2023 at 21:54 UTC

TREASON (Netflix): It’s no DIPLOMAT, but it’s fine entertainment which comes with a jaw-dropper in the last of 5 episodes. I didn’t see that coming.

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