Pat Sajak is retiring. Give him a gold watch and a vowel. 😂
Jun 07, 2024 at 22:58 UTC
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Pat Sajak, that name makes me think of my kayak and a puppet who delivers mail.
I just read that "Pat Sajak Has Always Been a Dick". If he becomes a tator as well, let me know.
If Dick is your given name, and Tator your family name, I would suggest to stay out of politics.
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Goodbye, Mr. Sajak.
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Give him what his cult leader, trump, gives everyone - NOTHING🖕
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Can’t give that man a gold watch: must give him a watch that spins on the hour every hour and makes the wheel spinning sound.#solvethatpuzzle
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I think "A" makes the most sense.
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He has to buy the vowel. Company policy.
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Not just any vowel. Give him a "y". The company won't even have to pay for it.
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We can all get together to help!
We’ll be a huge vowel movement!
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I hope he put a lot in his 401_.
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At his age, he should be worried about healthy vowels.
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"Right in the butt!"
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He's a Trump guy. Fuck him.
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but make it one like ø or ä
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Now he’ll have more time to overthrow democracy.
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and give him a meal with a fortune cookie.
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Time to give Levar Burton a second chance at a game show where people try to read something.
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Jules Jorgensen.
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This seems more appropriate.
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He can have his retirement on a gift certificate.
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i think you mean he's being disemvoweled.
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Cannot stand the man, despise his politics. I don't wish him ill, but not sorry to see him go.
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Fuck that guy, he’s headed to take a place that made a conscious decision to be shitty (Hillsdale College) and make it even shitier.
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I hope his sidekick quit because they gave the show to Ryan Seacrest instead of her.
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I thought he was going to do some summer stock?
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Says the man with only two vowels to his name. 🤣
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Good riddance to that magat tbh. Not that I've watched the show in years. 😂
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Would the vowel be “Y”?
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I heard he's having a hard time controlling his vowels at his age.
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This is Pride Month and he’s been nothing but mocking towards that entire community. I’d rather give him a boot in his ass and a smack across his smug face.
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r s t l n e FOR FREE
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He’s a MAGAt. He only gets consonants.
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Vowel machine broke
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He is a dude who always knows where his vowel is.
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He's got a lot more time to kiss Trump's ass now.
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Conspiracy theory: Pat and Vanna were replaced by robots or CG 20 years ago or are in some other way not real human people.
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I know an elderly gay man who used to hook up with Pat. Not to hang out, they were fucking.
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