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Linda Tirado

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Linda Tirado's avatar Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social
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There is not a train between Nashville and Pittsburgh Build more train lines please

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I have a whole chapter on this

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?

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It was me I did it

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Cameron. And it’s not a joke.

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They ask me, “hank, why do you drink”

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We need more bartenders with quick access to baseball bats and/or various other wooden planks

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My favorite review from GR was “couldn’t finish the book, too depressing” About my memoir.

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Ask your doctor if just drinking a giant glass of water, and going to fucking bed is right for you.

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@mobute.bsky.social hi hello, I once had your number but it’s lost to the phone ether

Need to reach you for the world’s most hilarious fact check

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Cooper Lund's avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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I’ve thought about it and Wario is definitely libertarian

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It is Halloween and my feral children are running amok with no parental supervision If you have a toddler: it does get better. Eventually they scream and it isn’t at you. Blessed peace in my house.

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Day 1 out of hospital and trying to navigate the world: All of this is noisy. Please stop yelling. And I’d appreciate it if you dimmed the colors a bit. They’re loud.

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾's avatar 🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social
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I only have a bachelor's and these folks tell the PUBLic they "respect me" while talking to me like a fool and then get mad when their "mentors" are cool with me or when I point out WHERE my bachelors is from

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L 🚴‍♀️'s avatar L 🚴‍♀️ @mayoroflondon.bsky.social
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"Gender is whats in your pants" Well officer looks like my gender is now Cocaine

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Was habe ich verpasst? Lord love an American that missed the hilarity

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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> become prime minister even though no one's ever heard of you > kill the queen > crash the economy to so hard every word you speak sets the country back a decade > in office for 45 days, don't work for 12 of them because the queen just died (oops) > refuse to elaborate > leave

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At 2010 this evening I was called to fact check a twitter post about Elon musk’s taxes and reader I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION because I know about the SEC How did my life go this direction I was just a line cook

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Yeah right? The one kid turned it on and all the other kids knew every word Just casual infanticide and corn? Because why not

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My excuse is my kids had friends over, idk what other people are blaming it on

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Having kids is the best way to find the good content That said: when your kid’s friend comes over and they show you the infanticide and corn video, DO NOT SHOW THEM CHICKEN AND CORN

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It’s a question none of us want to answer because we’d have to admit we know I have kids, they’ve shown me You don’t want to know

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Very little best on the world than putting your kid to sleep to mazzy star when she’s just of the age I’ll take no comments or questions from people who don’t know

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Dear sir: I have regretfully ended this conversation due to the fact that I arrived late, please forgive my incivility

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Nathan Bernhardt's avatar Nathan Bernhardt @jonbernhardt.bsky.social
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biden has more than his fair share of problems but this remains one of the hardest answers a politician has ever given a reporter even if he was formally Joking Around

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I kinda figured, the medical supply place does basic rentals but seemed keen to help me when I explained I was self-pay and really just needed to find a good fit. I’m betting that for a fee they’ll let me test drive other models, but they didn’t want to say without me coming in.

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Not sure yet, I’m renting a manual next week to see whether that’s an option. I’ve got competing problems, so it’s possible the stress might worsen the back, but also possible it’ll help it. I know a manual is better for the kind of travel I generally do, so.

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Yeah I have those because I was tearing up my palms with my rollator!

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So I’m gonna be in a wheelchair soon. I’ve never been much of a bike rider. Beyond fix-a-flat, what am I gonna want for an emergency repair kit?

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See that’s what I thought! That and being young, generally, all mixed together But nope that’s way too basic

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I mean I love that they’re exploring all this! It’s just hard to follow a bunch of preteen logic

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There is a gender which is defined as being uncomfortable with the question of gender and my brain has exploded

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Healing! Managing to stay awake for more than an hour. The covid wasn’t bad but the after was killer! You?

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My children are teaching me about all of the genders and I am now confused on literary terms alone

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One of them looked at me for a long minute and then said “there’s things we don’t know about you, huh?” and girl you’ve no earthly idea Now and again kids are fun to have. Mostly when you can freak them out.

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The kids are used to me playing pop punk and old jazz Today it’s my turn on the TV and I’m deep in economic theory so we are listening to arias and the kids are CONFUSED because usually I listen to Wagner on my headphones Nobody has spoken to me except for the essentials, this is awesome

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 's avatar dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social
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now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this

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