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Nathan Bernhardt@jonbernhardt.bsky.social |
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gonna call myself Nathan on here too. www.goonhammer.com
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Nathan Bernhardt
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i think the next coen bros movie i'll watch is no country for old men because when i saw it in theaters i spent the entire time making out with my gf. yes, with the relief and imprint of self-reflection i also understand that's insane
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incredible performance by jon polito, or, "gutter david suchet"
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really love lanny flaherty in this. he's the guy who looks like gary oldman is using skin prosthesis on his entire head
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did you know this was a good movie? i'm here 34 years later to tell you
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watching miller's crossing for the first time and this is an S-tier "great protagonist role that will absolutely not make him a star" bit for gabriel byrne
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wings on the helmet make ya head go fast
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damn. blessings from the wrothful church of the saint of the Upside Down Matthew
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wearing the nude tights and being called the boy wonder at 35 does something to a man who isn't strong enough to shoulder that
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the funny ("funny") thing about that is that unlike the get the tories out thing you can't actually add "i want to fund the NHS" to "I agree with [labour's] policies" bsky.app/profile/imag...
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this is literally 68% get the tories out when you add up all the downballot rephrasing about needing a change, alternatives, etc
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ahhhh...but what do you think putting down your summon sign in front of malenia all day but not being any good at the fight is?
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you can get them to start the main game if a friend's account drops them for you on summon but you should not have to do that work
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from needs to patch all the base DLC weapons into the roundtable hold shop. for the content
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don't think your doctor would advise holding it that long,
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dealing with these people w/r/t japanese professional wrestling is great, too; i'm sure a couple of them exist for NPB as well
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went to pick up some shirts for an event this weekend, came back out to my car to see an old lady trying the passenger side door and without thinking went into pet scolding mode. "you know you're not supposed to be in there. get outta there." from the look i got this was more insulting than shouting
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have we done "improperly using an OBE's honorifics is like deadnaming a trans person" over here yet, that one was a hit on twitter a couple years back
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to me he's simply "keith"
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personally i think it's cheating to include the album backing performers as "band members," that's work for hire
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the economist sided with the confederacy in the civil war, idk that you're gonna be able to make their Top 100 list of worst shit with ageism and ableism
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RISHI SUNAK: I gave you five years, Keir...the same five years you gave me. RACHEL REEVES: What does that mean? KEIR STARMER: We have 21 months.
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happy "wes streeting is already gleefully figuring out who he's going to help purge or openly backstab next" day to all of our british friends who celebrate
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there is no further description, so i can only assume it means what it says and it says what it means.
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glanced at this place's menu again and they've added "cheesesteak w/shrimp." intriguing, but not today. or any day soon.
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or maybe he just has a nats hat he specifically and only wears around "The Commish." playing a dangerous game, if so
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the futures boys being split between o's and nats...a family riven
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just realized what really puts me off every time I see RFK Jr is he looks like a royalty-free Mel Gibson
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I made a free zine dedicated to the best place to watch pro wrestling, Korakuen Hall in Tokyo. It's 64 pages of photos I've taken from 2019-2023, & one page with a match guide. In between that first run and the last, I got serious about photos. I hope you dig it
davidbrothers.itch.io/korakuen-hal...
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damn he's lost miquella the kind?!
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feels like one of those situations with maryland where if you fuck up so bad my vote actually matters, then in a macrolevel my vote doesn't actually matter, because the other guy is at baseline 350 EV
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not sure whether "democratic donors positively described joe biden as yoda" or "that Hot Star Wars Guy you're horny for is probably darth plagueis the wise" is a funnier post-cultural-saturation Star Wars bit, and we got both of them on the same day
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this sounds like what they're doing in the new dragon age for better or worse
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ME1 garrus is the cop on the edge constantly talking about his daddy; ME2 garrus is Fuckboy Punisher, which is somehow much more interesting
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that said i remember thinking clearly and distinctly during the middle of the cutscene that plays in citadel after the party if you've romanced kaiden, "maybe i've done too many playthroughs of this franchise"
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people forget how much of a carry job wrex had to do for that ME1 cast. it wasn't just the two human mopes; both garrus and liara were losers in the first one
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imagine you eventually get jaded after a few years on the beat and only get up for the really interestingly stupid looking ones. guy who's put in his 20 probably gets that ten thousand foot stare when he sees another vegas postcard
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guns are probably a bad example as a general category here, actually, because some are incredibly accurate and some are incredibly Intentionally Inaccurate while preserving the feel/vibe because they don't want to pay the gun companies a licensing fee. point stands for bigger miltech (missiles, etc)
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yep
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for instance: in the last 5-6 years, call of duty's guns have gotten incredibly high-fidelity and accurate, especially w/r/t military models and weapons civilians don't have ready access to. the reason for that is probably the intuitive one: the institution with those weapons gave them direct access
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and the "what you CAN'T say" is never like, "invading iraq is bad," it's "oh we showed you how badass this helicopter is, and we'll let you use some for your movie, but this, this, and this? those can't be in the movie, they're super duper secret." now the creatives are in a special, elevated clique
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the way this usually works in hollywood is that the military brings in all the creatives -- there, actors directors and producers, here narrative, gameplay, and art leads -- shows them a bunch of cool shit, gives them access to a bunch of cool shit, wows them, then says "here's what you CAN'T say"
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"a bunch of colonels in a pentagon task group have input into and veto power over elements of the yearly call of duty campaign" is a very flip and reductive way to discuss the intertwinement of military "social ops" and coordination with cultural industries, and also is likely more true than not
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everything seems very bad with no positive outcome or outlet in sight. i believe this means i can order an unhealthy lunch
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"there were two matches that didn't belong in the show and they had kazuchika okada pinning hiroshi tanahashi and tetsuya naito pinning jon moxley" would be a very funny thing to send back in time two or three years about forbidden door 2024
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like there was a double down out of mone's original attempt at moneymaker where everyone sorta turned to the section next to them and figured it out
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what endeared it to me was outside the knicks hardcores that tried to get it started multiple times, everyone there forgot about her boston affiliations until the middle when vaquer started threatening, and then went "wait a minute--"
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fuck the celtics quiet early, fuck the celtics loud in the middle, and fuck the red sox for good measure by the end. they distributed the weight
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from recent results it feels like the most likely outcome is there's gonna be one judge in a small jurisdiction somewhere in north dakota who throws out every reg that comes in front of him and suddenly every case about industrial waste gets filed there
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having a sensible chuckle at this...then remembering you have a wife, making it possibly true,
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love tetsuya naito. understand why new japan wants the belt on him. mox tried as hard as he could and that was the result. naito locked up trying to hit destino and mox had to reset him and guide him to the finish. shades of what ospreay had to do to get him through the G1 last year.
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