Brotman

Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

It’s Tuesday so you know what that means: call your electeds & tell them you support an investigation into the compromised SC judges and AOC’s motion to impeach them. It will take you five minutes max to make calls to both senators and your congressperson. If you can skeet, you can call or email.

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Back at the precinct house... "YOU LOST YOUR BADGE?!" "and my gun" "meh, that happens all the time. BUT THE BADGE!!"

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Fuck. So sorry to hear

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

yes...yes....yeeees give us your hate. let it flow through you.

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Is good list

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

Can't quite hate anyone like we can hate our own, can we?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Bevo responding to a cowbell at a game would be a first. That dude is drugged up (the handlers insist he is not, but c'mon)

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

His second skeet down on his profile is about how the media never gets better, so it may be a case of a joke flying too close to the sun

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Just more evidence they are actually republicans

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

I've seen the other shit you've posted. I totally believe that

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

How tall is she? Oh, about Jewly Hight

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Sorry, friend. That really fucking sucks

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Whoof

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Wait...wait...he's napping, too!? So he can't even be responsive to something happening?!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

I really should get on that

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

But that's where the heart is...how else are you supposed to get through the sternum?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

And your badge!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Because that's how he was trained at the academy?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Those eyes come through even in b&w

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

Oh, certainly. Effect vs intent, but the Effect is real

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

Just from headline, I would say bearish on Joe Kirshner going MAGA would be quite the heel turn

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

Dodged a bullet

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:51 UTC

They're not a crypto scam, right?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Can't be too certain with surgeons, tbf

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

I still don't get the accidental part...unless they were aiming for something else

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:40 UTC

Ma'am, you had a doctor cut your dick off. That hardly seems "accidental"

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Well, there was the...no...and then....no...and...no

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

That would imply an "or"

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Handle says esquire... Could be committing lawyerfraud...

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

Mandatory viewing for a southern law school

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

It's a perfect movie

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Didn't realize Obi Wan was on the apps

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

No, no. Let her cook

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

You take @sirbigspuresquire.bsky.social's car?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

Yeah...I just had to look that one up. Apparently, it literally means someone who is physically and/or mentally developmentally impaired I had always just thought it meant morally bankrupt and evil

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Sure - and as I noted before, I understand the context/origins, and it certainly make using it for Miller who is both Jewish and looks like he could be cast for Nosferatu, very problematic But my comment was specifically about the core of the fear and the myth

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Those are trapping that are built on top in a very European, medieval context and are absolutely antisemitic, but not necessarily part and parcel of a vampire

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Ts*Ps, brother

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Watch out for your backboards

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

(it kinda always breaks down to antisemitism...) Yes, I wish I was being facetious

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Admittedly, even as a Jew, this one breaks my brain I get that blood libel should feed directly into the vampire concept, but the idea of something coming in the night to drink your blood seems like a fear so basic that it should predate even organized religion

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