Confused Raptor

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Just a dinosaur who learned how to keyboard

Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

WHAT

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Yall need to use Bing and search for Dunning Kruger effect.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

A terrible day to hate fireworks

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Actual picture of me before coffee...

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Sigrid Ellis @sigridellis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Minneapolis cat tour started as joke, now draws hundreds of admirers

www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

I wish there was an alternative to The Sims.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Now I want to be president so I could do crazy shit and get away with it.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Please don't elect my cat

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Tried? TRIED!? HE WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

It sucks so have a kitten!

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

SCOTUS: the president has unlimited executive power now, and can never be prosecuted for anything done in an official capacity THE PRESIDENT: wow that's a pretty big threat to democracy but there's nothing i can do about it so you better vote jack

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

Well, I know what *I'm* making this weekend.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Ok so now the country is a dictatorship, what do we do now?

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

No shame in feeling scared, overwhelmed and not knowing what to do. To me feeling one's feelings doesn't preclude taking action. These are confusing times. Give yourself some grace.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Oh hai, anyone want to help me sneak into another country? You know, one that isn't burning to the ground?

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

I swear to God, i see them going live and I'm just die inside

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Welp, we fucked. Thanks SCOTUS

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Sometimes my brain just reboots

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

We'd hear it clear as day outside, like a sonic boom

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

WOULD TOTALLY DEVOUR

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Ma'am I regret to inform you that is a torti and are known for tortitude and be cautioned they ALWAYS have brain cell access

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Ok hear me out: Chie from #chocopro vs Pomu from #tjpw. It would be pure loud chaos

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

Oh sweet Jesus, I need that. Dude or one with TATERTOTS or CURLY FRIES

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

The last 3 or 4 days have been so hard to digest, like one after another

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

I got called a bear today and I'm like, thank you? Is this part of the woods and bears and stuff? I dunno

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

My biggest gaming regret is selling my copies of Lunar 1 and 2 at a gamestop to make rent that month

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Honestly I hate how every year a new ten commandments comes from a mysterious shadowy group of people and it's always BAD commandments. Like fuck those old fucks who think they better an anyone.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Is it a bribe if I give someone $1k in gift cards to punch a SCOTUS judge? Cause they might want to think some of this through

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

So an awful debate, homelessness is criminalized, chevron is dead, and a lot of J6ers going free. Welcome to America. (Please someone adopt me in another country)

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

ME EITHER

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Christ, we have the debate meltdown last night, and today the SCOTUS is basically nuking everything. Fuck it, if the country is going down in flames, than I'll spend the rest of my time playing with animals

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

I didn't need that image in my head, and now off to punch a mongoose

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Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

If you add all their decisions this week together, what the Supreme Court is arguing is that homeless people should stop being homeless by bribing public officials and committing securities fraud.

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

I swear to God SCOTUS is trying to bring back Victorian era laws and restart another industrial revolution

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

I woke up to 200+ likes and comments on a comment I made on tiktok. Is this being famous?

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

Wait, there is a place up north with worst humidity than tenn!?

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

I dropped the debate after 20 mins, so wait, the whole golf pissing match was real? Christ on cracker

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

God damn I'm getting stupider and losing brain cells watching this debate

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Trump's rhetoric about insane people is scary as a fellow "insane" person

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

This is elder abuse, get those two off stage

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

See you in the savage queue!

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

😭

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Christ, Biden and Trump sound awful. Trump sounds tired, like a broken record. Biden literally looks like he is dead up there

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

The fact that NASA can't get their astronauts and Boeing's spaceships are garbage, so now Nasa has to rely on Elon Musk. Jfc

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Man I thought you were talking about marble races lol

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

Blue MAGA is a thing

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Anything Mei is in, is pure gold everytime

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Confused Raptor @confusedraptor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

TIM HORTONS lol

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