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33. she/it. big sister, bigger problem. listen to House of Snax at analbuttsex.com . no minors.

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willow πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar willow πŸˆβ€β¬› @thrillow.gay
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no more "_______ has the potential to do the funniest thing ever." it's over. it's done, and it's BEEN done. no one has the potential to do the funniest thing ever because r. budd dwyer already did it

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tryin to figure out which use of the -con suffix you’re going for here

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beccadagoo's avatar beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social
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new best tweet of all time just dropped

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AzulCrescent's avatar AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social
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lil tidbit about Solar Not a funni comic and a bit nerdy, but i wanted to write about something that i find cool lol.

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Juno's avatar Juno @translunar.io
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Because people ask me a lot of questions, I wrote this how-to for getting gender-affirming health insurance coverage in the U.S.

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frunyun? fring? omens? do you know where my debit card is

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okay cool i’m bringing over some records

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🦐they’re gonna tell my mom🦐 πŸ”oh noπŸ”

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wait do i sound high? juni do you think the rest of the skyline knows we’re high

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cassie's avatar cassie @its.cassie.baby
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a hall pass but for women my wife would let kill me

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oh and thank you to jeremy renner for presenting the award this year just like every year. a professional as always, give him a hand

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πŒΆπ‰πŒ΄'s avatar πŒΆπ‰πŒ΄ @zoewithay.bsky.social
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The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out Of Denton would be a beautiful name for a trans girl

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bree (total content)'s avatar bree (total content) @goose.ski
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tbh the worst thing about covid was that it is just bad enough to make things worse but not bad enough to force us to make things better

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it’s about the three Fs, frotting, fisting, and family

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i guess i’m thankful to be nominated for girl with the most obvious hard on but i’m not sure why this is being awarded during the oscar’s telecast. i have a lot of people to thank but first and foremost would be god, my family, and the designer of my dress

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willow πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar willow πŸˆβ€β¬› @thrillow.gay
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if frosted mini wheats disappeared tomorrow i would also disappear tomorrow

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”°'s avatar ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”° @clove.bsky.social
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AFI didn't make any albums after 1999 and Davey Havok died in 9/11

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i’m jacking off on your joke oh no my penis got soft

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HONEY COMB FUCKS and honestly so does captain crunch but because i don’t do milk captain crunch will fucking obliterate the roof of my mouth

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everyone’s like ohhh you gotta have sugary cereals, frosted flakes, cinnamon toast crunch, lucky charms. no. what about a cereal that makes you feel good for eating it

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i have such a pervert answer it’s wheat chex

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THIS IS ME EVERY YEAR im so mad i have to wear sunscreen to go on walks

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allie's avatar allie @alliehax.com
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lemme swooce right in <swooce>

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how was this only a month and a half ago

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”°'s avatar ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”° @clove.bsky.social
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trannies with a divorce under their belt just fuck better

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”°'s avatar ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”° @clove.bsky.social
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i won't go down by myself but I'll go down on my friends or whatever that MCR song said

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this was the start of my mcr fandom, lol

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why would an assistant scoutmaster lie?!! i’ve never heard of that

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let’s be real tho im the one who was on the wrong side my ex wife lives in vancouver

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some of you have never wrecked ur life for a crust punk on the wrong side of an international border and it shows

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i worked hard for this life and you think you can just take it????

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natural passenger princess πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar natural passenger princess πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @kyorosix.bsky.social
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<-- willing to be your ex in exchange for some nice memories

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i meant to type the girlies but i’m at work so it autocorrected i am not trying to educate β€œthe girlfriend” which i do not have

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we need to educate the girlfriend that it’s actually more affordable than they think to have a handful of products that make ur skin feel nice. this is worth fighting for

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better than the yanks and the dodgers is a low bar to clear

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uh oh i just checked the calendar and the next bluesky war is between the skincare girlies and the ones who say it’s a waste of money

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