After you hit a home run there should be a lil bin where you can lightly place your bat, like restaurants with umbrellas
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I’ll take some soup and cigarettes, you?
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Nobody tells you how much kids mess up your Spotify
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A second-base ump should be able to go on his phone
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The Monster Mash and Crocodile Rock are the same song if anybody cares.
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Dodgers right now
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Catchers should get a lil chair.
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Pick two. Congratulations. You have named a streaming app.
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If you think baseball is slow, watch a pre-game show during a rain delay.
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Thanks! Glad to get back to Brewin’. See ya soon!
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NYC is so beautiful in the fall, with all the leaves
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Oh no, I think I’m becoming a sports-radio guy.
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This will be a great way to catch ppl throwing robots on the tracks
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Happy Acorn Assault Season to all who get hit in the head.
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"This isn't just a name on a uniform, this is my life"
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👏🎵 👏🎵 👏🎵
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Superman (1978) should have been a musical.
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Omg imagine having to catch up on Saw
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I’m pretty chill. If you come to my apartment, you only need to take off one shoe.
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Just learned that you can put the accent mark over any letter in “Timothee Chalamet”
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There was a time in my life, sure, where I wanted a Tom Cruise motorcycle stunt off a cliff, but now I’ve reached a point where I just need a decent documentary about telemarketing
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Why is grabbing a sheet pan the loudest thing one can do?
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what happened here
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A lotta Uncle Sams on stilts today out there acting like they’re 10 feet when they’re prob 9’6”
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Let’s all agree to meet back at Twitter in 20 years to see where we all are and stuff
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