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Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.

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Yeah, that’s the frontrunner for our country’s president! Good stuff!

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Feel like if you're losing to this -- whoeever you are -- you should automatically be forced to drop out

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Mike Gianella's avatar Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social
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there is only ONE E/R and that’s the 1984-1985 CBS sitcom with George Clooney and Jason Alexander!

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Wonder if I can get George Clooney to write an op-ed about my mother no longer driving

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George Clooney? The actor from The Facts of Life?

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Under the jail is too pleasant of a place for Wander Franco

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Said unicorns don’t exist and Ted growled

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George 's avatar George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social
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If you’re that bothered by my nudity, perhaps your garage sale should have a fitting room.

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"Dodgers, hey, this is Rob Manfred. Maybe we weren't clear when we suspended someone who wasn't in your organization and currently without a job, but there's to be no more fabricating of injuries. Also, has Ohtani stopped 'translating' with DraftKings?"

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It’s just me and the boy boppin

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Kanye in his Steven Seagal in Russia phase

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Greg F's avatar Greg F @booksnotwooks.bsky.social
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If my team isn’t literally winning the World Series during the national anthem before a game in July you better believe that I’ll cry all night

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"Feel like poeple are getting hung up on how I said I won't take sides on 9/11 when my complete quote was I won't take sides on anything"

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“As President I won't take sides on 9/11 or any of the other debates.” Is legit the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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Mad that there’s photographers on the field taking photos

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I have such the soul of a hater that I can enjoy it even when it’s directed at something I like 😂

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btw The Bear sucks ass worst show on TV it’s so pretentious it’s like first year film school shit I hate it bye

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This picture also works if you have x-ray vision

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players drafted around rounds 11 to 15 (ADP 121 – 180) in the final drafts (March 17 – 27), comparing their current rank on the RAZZBALL PLAYER RATER - razzball.com/playerrater/ - to their ADP -- some fantastic value if you hit the right ones, i did, mostly bc I am a soothsayer

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Happy 4th! if anyone loses a piece of their finger today from a firework mishap, may there be a appropriately-sized piece of a hot dog nearby to act as a tourniquet.

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Michael Henk's avatar Michael Henk @mykenk.bsky.social
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Good to see ten whole teams represented in the starting lineups.

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[anderson cooper dressed as a bumblebee, quietly as alters Biden’s audio] bzzt wrongo

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Every one of these guys is cool in his own way (I say even though I absolutely boo Altuve)

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Honestly, I don’t have many qualms. I’m qualms-less, sans qualms, DJ No Qualms

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Chris Dobbertean's avatar Chris Dobbertean @chrisdobbertean.net
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That dog has a “can you believe I have to live with this idiot?” look about them.

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John Gorman's avatar John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social
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The dog is troubled by what he sees.

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my mom said Susan Rice and Obama told her to delete

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Can you pick out the non MLB starter?

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once you see how much the NYT wants Trump in office to sell subs and pageviews, it's hard to unsee it Who do you want? Trump, the man's man. Or Biden, the feeble old man

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You couldn't find one person to say Biden might've pooped his pants?

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NYT article from 2025, "The editorial committee now admits that focusing so much on Joe Biden's gaffes vs. Trump wanting to turn us into a dictatorship wasn't where we should've focused."

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"Hello, I'm from the New York Times, and we're conducting a poll titled The Joever Poll. Gonna ask you a series of questions and I want you to say 'Joever' when you think it's the most 'Joever.' Cool?"

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going to seize all the houses on my street, will let you know how it goes

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whew, glad that was cleared up!

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also it's quarter to Edge, do you know where your U2 clock is

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was thinking about how it's prolly for the best kids don't have real money bc they'd buy shit like this

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Put up my new clock, feel free to be jealous

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