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i hear calicifer rips his ding-dong off

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merge two films Howl's Moving Castle Freak

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little does he know those are considered complements by furries

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The Clown & Bussy

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Hell yeah no video out and it's one where I go insane trying to go to a carwash in a tutorial mission. Check it out here: youtu.be/o9wz7qn6OY8

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nobody asked you hank

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I think calling that person dull may have been overly generous to them on my part because fuuuuucking hell

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Jesus fucking Christ

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anyway heres joker horse

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horker

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if you're a grown adult still living by things you thought were true at 12 you're probably a very dull person on the whole

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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑢𝒀𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑩𝑨π‘ͺ𝑲 𝑰𝑡 𝑻𝑢𝑾𝑡

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I saw one of the clown rappers talking about his professional wrestling company and he was going β€œI stand by the wrestling but I used homophobic language and I want everyone to know I’ve grown as a person” and its like why are the clown rappers more mature and self-reflective than newspaper writers

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no it was violent j. the same guy who made a video to support his furry daughter when a fursuit maker screwed her over and got a custom ICP fursuit made so he could go to furry cons with her.

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early 2000s posting was trying to get this species of forum guy to kill themselves

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except for the part where she had credibility

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she's obviously not trans, she can't post for shit

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well you've got me there

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she's the product of being bounced on her head like a fucking basketball as a child

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ok leaving aside all the rest of this who in the fuck calls a USB drive a fucking zip drive

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"ok" in relative terms, they still had to be Belgium

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you're all fuckin wrong it's from saints row 3

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I think it can simultaneously be true that this is v common in Europe but also that the basic concept is one that, if it doesn't terrify them specifically, the NYT wants their readers to be terrified by.

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I think the core problem is that Americans aren't used to multiparty democracy so "deadlock" sounds way more ominous than it actually is

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would it change if/when someone discovers actual fairies living in their garden?

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does it at least suck him off? the suit obviously

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Ian Rennie 's avatar Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social
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So the "salmon cannon" that is used to transport fish over dams: it happens with a known and relatively constant average number of fish per day, right? So does that mean that if you plotted how many fish were transported each day it would be a Poisson distribution?

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natsupoi is an absolute gem her style is fun to watch and she's so good at it, and her enthusiasm is absurdly contagious.

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did you see coming 2 america?

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imagine how obviously fucked this situation has to be that even Nate can't find a way to be wrong about it

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otoh Nate saying Biden's washed is probably the strongest endorsement of Joe yet

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sounds like a you problem lil buddy. most of the rest of us are under no such illusion.

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bro that's fucking sick

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SUCK IT

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accept

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Fuck yeah, Wally

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Autobots, I am going to turn into a truck now

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holy shit shut the fuck up

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the thing about being a leftist and being always right is that there is actually no feeling of "i told you so" satisfaction because the things we're right about tend to be things like "ratfucking for joe biden in 2020 will give us trump in 2024" which sucks and everyone got mad at us for saying that

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