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None of the above, dumbass

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CUSTOMER: FAN OF THE 1969 MINNESOTA TWINS OHIO BMV: 69 = SEXUAL REFERENCE, NO 1969 ON RECORD VERDICT: APPROVED

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I know who Selena is. I also have no clue why she’s depicted as a mermaid.

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Grimace texts that no one is home. You:

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Therapist: The "uwu" car is not real and it cannot hurt you The "uwu" car:

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