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Pyramead Head

@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online

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Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Twitter@pyrameadhead

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for sale: clit/brown/taint-area, s never pOwned

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damn girl are you a cybertruck cuz your rear end looks like a dumpster. wait shit no

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He might actually only really do SBD which is fine I guess. I don't know anything about him.

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Struggling to think of a position where one's triceps could look even more nonexistent.

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If you're gonna flex you should a) externally rotate so you get more arm in the shot b) not skip arms

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hi bsky help me find the gay bears 🏳️‍🌈🐻

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THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR COSTCO HOT DOG

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One of my wife's friends periodically posts about how she thinks the vaccine gave her chronic illnesses. Completely ignoring the fact she's had Covid 4 times, started keeping cockroaches as pets two years ago and generally lives in squalor.

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Just want to be strong enough to dig miles long trenches under the city

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Left to right black and red currant, black cherry and black licorice > stout barrel aged mead > orange blossom and fig > banana, maple and spices.

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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I don't care how discounted it is, I just don't think there should be a game about beating your spouse

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I have been eating the 2X spicy Buldak ramen all week

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I have to be at work today instead of enjoying a 4 day weekend but they're getting us pizza and Reagan has been dead for 20 years as of today so it's not all bad.

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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when did chiropractors start offering happy endings

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Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate

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I think Joe Biden should step down and allow Dianne Feinstein to run instead

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Cashier at the grocery store said I looked like a Duck Commander employee (complimentary from her perspective) so I'm browsing for shotguns that fit my mouth.

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Trump has not shut up about "the stolen election" in four years when he never once even came close to winning the popular vote either time. We as a people are so trained to know our votes don't actually matter that no one ever calls him on that.

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i am against Doping of course but the Olympics should let you smoke a cigarette during events where you would look cool

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this as a womb tat

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yeah that quote post could have been a reply but then your 42 followers might not have seen your dog shit

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Monopoly but each square is a different BSKY user and to purchase the square you cancel them and whoever cancels everyone wins

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