We’ve returned to the olden days, when word-of-mouth was the only real way to advertise. As an author, if you enjoy a book, please: tell your friends. Your group chat, your sewing circle, your family WhatsApp, your work Slack, the voice channel of your MMORPG guild, anything.
Want to support our local cryptids in another way? Consider getting a Chicago Mothmen pennant- 100% of the proceeds go towards neutering these beautiful beasts (if only I could catch one). #mothman#chicagocryptid#chicago
This July 4th, please be considerate of Chicago’s Mothmen population. They hate fireworks, especially at night after my kids go to bed. Instead of blowing explosives up, consider watching a video of fireworks on mute or staring at a bright lamp until you get those floating light spots in your eyes
"Are you one of the Wet Bandits? Because you just flooded my basement." (I write complementary pick up lines that can be used with our underwear.) www.harebraineddesign.com
According to Orkin pest control, Chicago has been named the "rattiest" city in the United States for nine years in a row.
LETS MAKE IT TEN THIS YEAR. LFG!
So 100 years ago, we broke the internet with our cotton Period Panties. Last year we dropped the graphics and introduced an all black cotton panty that had the same cut as the Period Panties. Now I'm wondering if people would be into an entire line of contrast ribbing cotton panties?
Just like your favorite sports team, the Chicago CTA used to be much better back in the day. Now they suck but you still support them because they’re the home team and you secretly hope that they’ll be able to turn it around… if only they could get some new management.
For the 1st time ever, I started my day with decaf. It was an accident but honestly I’m kinda enjoying the lack of amped energy. Definitely a different energy than I had hanging out at Punkin Donuts on Belmont & Clark.
Also yes, I have butts in every corner of my office.