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Harebrained

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Harebrained is a Chicago design company that makes underwear, shirts, trivia games and anything else we fancy.

www.harebraineddesign.com

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Happy Eat More Hot Dogs Than You Normally Do Day.

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This July 4th, please be considerate of Chicago’s Mothmen population. They hate fireworks, especially at night after my kids go to bed. Instead of blowing explosives up, consider watching a video of fireworks on mute or staring at a bright lamp until you get those floating light spots in your eyes

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"Are you one of the Wet Bandits? Because you just flooded my basement."
(I write complementary pick up lines that can be used with our underwear.) www.harebraineddesign.com

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According to Orkin pest control, Chicago has been named the "rattiest" city in the United States for nine years in a row. LETS MAKE IT TEN THIS YEAR. LFG!

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I’m thinking Windsor- what about you?

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This is the only bright spot in a very depressing day

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I need to make a few of these in time for October.

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I need to make a few of these in time for October.

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So 100 years ago, we broke the internet with our cotton Period Panties. Last year we dropped the graphics and introduced an all black cotton panty that had the same cut as the Period Panties. Now I'm wondering if people would be into an entire line of contrast ribbing cotton panties?

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I totally missed the office memo that it was “Hot Dog Shirt and No Pants Day”

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I love it when people come up to our booth and tell me that they love the Homelander undies and point to this pair.

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Just like your favorite sports team, the Chicago CTA used to be much better back in the day. Now they suck but you still support them because they’re the home team and you secretly hope that they’ll be able to turn it around… if only they could get some new management.

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Here's a design that I've wanted to make since Season 1. Finally got around to it.

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Why don’t pictures like this ever trend?

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For the 1st time ever, I started my day with decaf. It was an accident but honestly I’m kinda enjoying the lack of amped energy. Definitely a different energy than I had hanging out at Punkin Donuts on Belmont & Clark. Also yes, I have butts in every corner of my office.

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The "miracle solution" is turning all the AI off.

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“Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.”

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"This measure ensures that any student will be able to look up at anytime and be reminded that our Creator has the cock of a riled-up stallion ready and raring to mount a mare."

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Guess I should make a space shuttle version?

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Time for another rewatch.

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I did just watch it a few nights ago but it would be rude to let the anniversary pass unnoticed

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44 years ago today, the Blues Brothers premiered!

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More important Flag Day content

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Did you know that some of our Period Panties make excellent nighttime books for kids? In fact, anytime I try reading “The Clot In The Slot” at bedtime, my kids say “That’s okay, daddy. You don’t need to read that; we’ll fall asleep now.” #blessed

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In case Blue Sky didn't know, a few years ago we made a NSFW trivia card game called Shit For Brains- it doesn't have any boring trivia, just wholesome facts about old fashioned murder and sex cults. And I think it'd make a fantastic Father's Day gift.

www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...

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