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mr shit

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oh no. don’t skeet at mii. i got banned on twitter so many fucking times. never lost to a level 3 ai in smash bros.

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @theamitie.bsky.social 1

since you won’t let me take all your cash

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shout out to Horn Pond in Woburn Mass. for being shaped like a cartoon whale with the face of John Quincy Adams

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im fine with it i guess

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listen as a fellow midwesterner i get it, hearing other people do the accent is hilarious and rocks

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imo yall should just swap accents and see how long it takes us to notice

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too busy laughing at “biden pulls out”

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manga and anime both go hard as fuck

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never before nor since to my knowledge has anyone managed to open a mimic chest and have it crunch down on someone else

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this more than anything makes me want you to never return here again

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they really should go back to paying everyone 1-2k/week to stay home or go outside and fuck around

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wow, fucked up this doesn’t work unless you say the command first smdh

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what if we asked about like, an actual leftist

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georgia-lux's avatar georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social
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in the lead-up to puberty/sexual awareness one of the only Adult Materials i had access to was a Penthouse that had a forum letter about a guy jacking off with a Big Mac and it made me think like "damn is this sex shit gonna turn me into a freak?" well great news

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dear penthouse, i never thought it would happen to me, but here i am 4” deep in a big mac,

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might be time to cancel my game pass and take all of my media consumption back to just steam and pirating

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who managers the manager

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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going to pelosi for a quote on whether or not biden should stay in the race is so funny. “is the president too melted to govern? we go now to a pile of goo”

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let me go back to being a champion :(

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this isn’t over you bony bastard

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its so fucked up that this wasnt in roswell when i lived there

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might just start fighting random people ive never interacted with before, for fun

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surely i will lose a battle today

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what the. no im a champion

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