georgia-lux

georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:30 UTC

French Kiss of Bel-Air

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

my host this year is slim and tall and fine featured with the delicate cough of an aging samurai soon to die of consumption and i Can't Get Over It

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

ben shapiro? you must've hit your head harder than we thought, stranger. we're all here for

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

Lamborghini beepy My girl she so THREEPPY

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

a Lacanian point-and-click adventure game where the mysteriously powerful "phallus" appears/disappears from your inventory seemingly at random & you must find out why/how

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 04, 2023 at 01:08 UTC

Your Inventory: -14 Doubloons -Ominously flickering porkchop -Operations manual for Black & Decker T2569B 2-Slot Toaster -Storkbone rapier -Costco membership card -Bottled pixies (23% oxygen remaining)

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

he saint on my elmo til i fire

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

dude if i catch you i'm gonna bobby slam you

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

oh i have fled to Asia where famously Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

i can't recommend it for everyone but i found a good way to PERSONALLY deal with the stress of watching America collapse into fascism (leaving the country and planning to never return)

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

call me Benin the way i'm also known as Da homey

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

putting my whole pussy into it (it = a bag labeled "my whole pussy")

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

even as conservative as Japanese media tends to be there's an obvious undercurrent of "you don't have anyone up to the challenge of beating the world's third least electable man huh? you don't bother disallowing them from office either? well look at you"

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

slightly overwhelming how much the international news is about Biden's senescence and how unbelievable it is that a "major" country is facing down an election between two obviously unreliable psychos

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

sharing a bunch of NYT shit to try and normalize them as a source, then shitting an egg when they insult my team's genocidal psychopath, a Bluesky young reader's adventure

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

ミスター肉玉

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

me and who

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

i get that it's not always an easy thing to do but idk if many things have rewarded me as richly in life as maintaining cross generational friendships

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

arrived with vague "i'm sure somebody i know knows somebody" attitude about job hunting and immediately got a face to face chat with someone who has interviewed Prime Ministers

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

i will be called a coward but the shortest inseam shorts i brought are 8" (i am technically in charge of people this whole time so)

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

bro i TOLD you to stop renaming Inner Sanctum (Revealed Truths) Chat to False Idols Chat

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

🥺🥴

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

ジメジメな朝ですけど日本最高😤

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

previous arrangement that i am mixing some job and apartment hunting into

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

i am in Japan and i love u all

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

laying my head down in Shonan. hell yeah

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 07:32 UTC

oh baby we're up at 2:32am to go to japan

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

on my deathbed, drawing my loved ones close to weakly whisper "she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, doug" before expiring

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