Benito Cereno

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Also: I listened to your Stagger Lee episode today and it’s as good as I had hoped it would be

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

WOW didn’t even catch that autocorrect

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I didn’t mean to be a correction guy 😂 I hadn’t even realized that was from your transcript at first

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Yes but technically a different hoc than in promoter hoc. Hōc rather than hǒc

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

That’ll do it. Lots of similar adverbs and prepositions that are easy to confuse

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Hahah, I just read that on Wikipedia. I hadn’t heard the thing about the cat before. I just had a professor in college who would mention this frequently (Also procul means far away from, not near, but w/e)

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

I assume you spend much of the runtime talking about how the name Procol Harum is not grammatically or orthographically correct Latin And how it should be six teen Vestal Virgins and not 16

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

Only if you’re the real you 👀

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

You can imo

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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

Me: I should do this work thing. My brain: Spiderman can't lift Mjolnir because he's not willing to kill. That puts that viral cartoon about Mr. Rogers (Fred, not Steve) easily being able to lift it in a very different light. Who is Mr. Rogers willing to kill?

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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

This is also a nice reminder that when conservatives say, "Judeo-Christian" they mean "Christian," because you know nobody at Project 2025, including the person who wrote "Judeo-Christian" below, means anything but Sunday when they talk about deciding what people can & should do on the Sabbath.

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

“Don’t talk to me until you’re fully integrated, Jack-off” is today’s phrase that pays from The Bear

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Dude yes! I have 4/6 of those giveaway figures

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Pogo animation cels

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

You may already know that Yogi's little buddy's name was just "Boo". Bears repeating though

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Also it’s like Firefly 1.0 and I’ve never heard anyone mention that

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Oh shit, thanks for the heads up

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Wild 😂

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Watching Alien Resurrection for the first time I can’t believe it took them four movies to finally acknowledge that Ripley can dunk

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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Hell yeah imo

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

😎 👍

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Comics in the Golden Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Pogo by Walt Kelly from July 8, 1956.

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Tanner Johnson @tannertrue.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

They should follow the Rocky 3 formula for Happy Gilmore 2. Happy loses to a new hotshot golfer (his nickname can even be Mr. Tee) and when he’s at his lowest, Shooter McGavin shows up to train Happy.

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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Just feels like you’re addressing me directly with this one

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Yes

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

I mean, I know people at Skybound and no one will tell me. I even mentioned the Daughter vs Bride concept, and not even for me. I recognize I am not a big enough name to land one of those books. But someone should do it

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Brian, hello

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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

You know that word count I keep posting? Here's the pitch.

War of the Worlds, only germs don't stop them — DRACULA DOES!

I'm posting the first draft over on Patreon. The first chapter is FREE FOR EVERYONE! Paid members will get a new chapter every weekend. www.patreon.com/posts/empero...

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

The new movie Abigail is very fun and is nominally a reimagining of Dracula’s Daughter, but they don’t have anything in common other than the idea of a vampire having a daughter Where is the justice for Marya Zaleska

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

I’ve been saying for a long time that I don’t understand why Universal doesn’t use Dracula’s Daughter in marketing Also Dracula’s Daughter vs Bride of Frankenstein would be a slam dunk imo

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

An early, important bit of queer horror. You can watch it here. archive.org/details/Drac...

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Horror movie reviews including MaXXXine, A Quiet Place Day One, and The Devil's Bath. One American dollar gets you access to the whole archive of reviews www.patreon.com/posts/saturd...

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

Hell yeah it does

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Jfc nail my ass to the wall

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

My favorite Frasier sequel is the prog folk concept album about the secret truth about Maris

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

My favorite Frasier sequel is the prog folk concept album about the secret truth about Maris

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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Hey, friends! On Tuesday, a project in which I am very involved it kickstarter! I've been lucky enough to work with renowned opera singer/director Alek Shrader on this spooky model opera set. I hope you will follow, check it out, and share with your friends!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/shr...

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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

IT FOLLOWS (dir. Mitchell, 2014)

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

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jenny.rip 🪦 @hacksawjenny.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Junji Ito's Tomie x Sanrio Collab for a pop up at Parco stores.

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

I’m always saying this

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

I have the same problem with the trend of increasing abstraction in Harley Quinn costumes. Her post-2011 looks only make sense as a reaction to her Old 52 look

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

The new Batman bat looks sick imo. My issue with it is that it only makes sense as a logo as part of a lineage of increasingly abstracted bat logos. Makes no sense as the original logo, makes sense as part of an 80 year evolution

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Hell yeah

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Did you get the passport stamp?

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

😲👀🪦

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