Dana Simpson 🦄

Kevin J. Maroney, he/him @womzilla.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

I missed Ozma's birthday but it's never too late to celebrate the great trans princess of Oz.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

I know. 🦄

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

That’s keen! No, it’s more than keen. It’s kugat. (Thank you)

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Thank you for being so open to that idea.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

It’s a female-coded trait, and it’s like the flip side of self-confidence, which is considered positive in men. What’s wrong with thinking you’re great? Nothing, I say! It’s only ever bad if you use it to make someone else feel worse. And thank you, I have a good hat collection!

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

I am a vain and silly creature, as is the way of unicorns

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

There was a rumor that Billy Corgan was the pudgy kid from the sitcom “Small Wonder” that I was told in seriousness by at least two people.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

There are TONS ABOUT MJ. That he took estrogen or had had orchiectomy to keep his voice high (trans woman know that wouldn’t work). That he’d had his facial hair removed, then had pubic hair transplanted into his face. I dunno why we needed rumors about him, considering the stuff that was TRUE

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Very much so!

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Once you start with tattoos it’s a little hard to stop!

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

I find that really wise.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

But you KNOW I would immediately call that huge turtle out on his attempt to use faulty logic on me.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

I’m ashamed to admit I haven’t read it. Okay, next book I read!

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Mine is more “what if Lisa Simpson sometimes swore and could buy weed and wine.”

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

(And you gotta know I’d like nothing more than to vibe with kid Richard!)

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

I will not! She just sits in a room being sick. I’m girl Atreyu.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Your entire vibe is “dirty old man.”

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

I categorically don’t believe you.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Described myself to the cashier at the dispensary as “basically an elderly child” (she had called attention to my Oz and Moomin tattoos and my Lion King purse).

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

High five, then! 🦄💜

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

You probably know that Jeopardy champ Amy Schneider has a similar shoulder tattoo!

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

I’m very sorry; I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Okay, but I’m not weak, so don’t let me catch you eyeing me like a Pisces

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Why’s that weird? :)

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

ding

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:36 UTC

Heart shaped glasses, no makeup. In other words HEY WAIT I’VE GOT A NAKED FACE (If you get it you get it)

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

I choose to view her that way, as do many trans people! Princess Ozma was turned into a boy as a baby, to hide her from Glinda, and was only changed back to her true gender some years later.

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Dana Simpson 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

I endorse this and I think you should start with Confederacy of Dunces

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