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Stan Dalone

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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine


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Ok maybe it’s a little bit like S.F.? 🤔

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I was just in San Francisco yesterday and this video offends me.

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I like how the key change when the third bridge appears. Fucking ridiculous amount of bridges, but pretty average for a small Iowan town.

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If a firework comes within 500 yards of a cop, that’s felony assault!

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I am not sure how else to say this… *ahem* I am the Lord Almighty and I command Joe Biden to drop out of the presidential race!

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That feeling when someone says Bastard 4000 isn’t enough

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Dang!

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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You’re a junkie, but one who only partakes in the mildest of tonics.

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Do not mix nicotine and melatonin. I fell last night

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9 to 5 has inspired me to take up the triangle.

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Top democrats are circulating a new rumor among donors: Biden performed poorly at the debate because he was too horny to concentrate.

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I’ll head over there now. It’s only 6 hours away.

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He also had a cold. And he overplanned. And his debate team failed him. Probably some other reasons too.

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Might have to click this one actually.

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I’m good at quality recognition.

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Eating an almond croissant over the sink like a proletarian.

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Ugh! Just caught one of those late June colds that makes people suck at debating!

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You have to judge Biden’s performance last night on a sliding scale. He had a cold. You know, the way people catch colds in late June? One of those!

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Instead of donating money to my favorite candidate, I would like to officially announce that my vote is for sale. $100 to double your voting power in Nevada!

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That’s ok there’s 6 other bridges nearby.

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Would love to get you guys a beer at the VFW sometime.

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Does this match your Vietnam experience?

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I will not pay to have it removed!!!

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Can’t tell if this is a town due to the watermark being in the way.

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I know Stanhouse! Didn’t recognize him here. An actual goof. He gets mentioned in the amazing Jay Johnstone book “Temporary Insanity”. Highly recommend. Earl Weaver’s nickname for him was “Full Pack” because that’s how many cigs he’d smoke when Stanhouse was pitching.

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Getting summoned from the bullpen with the bases loaded and one out in the seventh inning and warming up to Peter Gabriel's "Shock The Monkey." Everyone in the stadium groans at my shit.

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Jonah Hill just bought a Soft Licheny Birch Branch and he’s horking fat clouds of “Swatting Mosquitoes in the Backyard While Breaking a Log Against a Tree, 1986”

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I already feel the bump in an intangible way. Numbers-wise, I am anticipating big things 🙏 👄 💨

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They should make a vape pen that looks like a wet stick and smells like a damp cave when you horf it!

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That’s why I always honk and thumbs-up at guys with Vietnam Vet bumper stickers. Happy for them.

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One of many favorite parts, I am sure.

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His ass got cancelled by woke culture!

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