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josh (oldfriend99)

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not real boreal


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nope but I'll check it out!

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Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

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Too much cannabis will get you high

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i have great memories of that game

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please don't reply that she's good at identifying shafts

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My wife nailed it (elevator shaft was her idea)

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I want to know more about this, is this just an elevator shaft or what

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he was such a major figure, i don't know what his fans are going to do

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Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

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Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

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If i was Dracula i wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror

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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

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When you ask Stan Grossman, and he tells you the same thing <<<<<<

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I like realms that weren't forgotten

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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My boomer parents are sending me to military school. I'm going to miss my wife and kids so much..

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In fact, i'm thinking about it right now

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One thing that goes around every now and then that i think about a lot is that academic paper about King of the Hill where they say the show never reveals what Hank Hill does for a living

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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Sharks should be called sharps. Because they have sharp teeth. But i guess they also have shark teeth..

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Probably the cutest thing i ever seen was a button

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Donald Trulmp

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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

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Cat Stevens revealing he's on "Gener" terms with Gene Ween was a good twitter moment

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Anyone know any good covers of blue oyster cult songs?

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Royal protocol dictates that you mustn't touch the king unless he offers his hand to you first, at which point you then have the option of accepting it or angrily batting it away

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Hot one out there. Perfect day to try an authentic hand-poured beer

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It would be funny if Indiana jones walked in on the grail knight and the guy was jacking off

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Hitchcock used to say the only way to get rid of his fears was to make films about them. That's why there's always bad guys in his movies

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Rubbing a mint around the inside of my mouth with my fingers and putting it back in my pocket

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how's the news lookin? good?

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Always have one tooth that you don't brush. That's your "plaque tooth"

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Ventriloquism requires a clarity of which one's the dummy and which one's the damn real guy

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Ah, wanderlust. The kind that can only be sated by the magic of laying one's hands on a real globe and giving it a good spin!

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As someone who was bitten by the "travel bug" at a very young age, i would love to see a map of the world someday

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Nothing gets me laughing like a comedy-drama. If there's a funnier kind of movie I'd love to see it

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Rubbing a mint around the inside of my mouth with my fingers and putting it back in my pocket

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The dad is hilarious in The Simpsons

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Happy Canada Day to Spookey Ruben

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It's Canada Day where i'm from

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I fired my doctor today for coming into the room without a stethoscope around his neck

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What's the "H.P." in H.P. Lovecraft stand for anyway? Horror Person?

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So apparently you can't just go get cremated. You have to "go through the proper channels"

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