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Risotto Broad Pt. II
@esthersdoll.bsky.social
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Donald Trump and Joe Biden both died on the toilet the presidential candidates are now Hawk Tuah girl and Jojo Siwa
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Impulsive*. Heavy drinker**. 826 credit score***. *sure **no ***fluctuates but yes
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Risotto Broad Pt. II
@esthersdoll.bsky.social
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Donald Trump and Joe Biden both died on the toilet the presidential candidates are now Hawk Tuah girl and Jojo Siwa
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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bruh dnf w her she leave ya in a cankerous ruin frrrrrrrr
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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finna bob knoblin on that ass tbh
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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The yearning, the fawning, the edging it’s GOTTA STOP
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Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
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But, I was already using deodorant ON MY GENITALS!!
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Next official live album a la Slip Stitch & Pass is called Big Desk
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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🗣️Stop ::gestures wildly everywhere while choking on sputum and food:: thinking you're a main character of the concerts you pay money to attend and use drugs at !!!
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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I don't know who needs to hear this but hey- just relax with the everything bagels. Dial it back and go straight sesame or poppy for a change.
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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How about you ::GESTURES BROADLY AT LITERALLY 40+ YEARS OF MY NOTES:: not
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Anyone on here seen Jeb Weazeman recently? (He used to film with Monsters of Cock). He owes me $83 for Bethel tix !! 😡
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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finna #runkeebler on that ass
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Anyone on here see Gete Dreampeanus lately?? That cockfucker owes me $984 for Bethel tix + hotey !! 😡
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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finna #runtungsten on that ass rq
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Managed to avoid log dropping in the rio by the grace of god
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Headed to the river with a bit of a leaky gut. May be aqua-deucing. We’ll see.
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Reminder: today is yet another opportunity to earnestly use the words “secretions” and “feces” in the course of normal conversation
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Don’t tempt me with a good time!
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Gettin AFTER it
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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dude
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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And now we are on a runaway freight train to SPOOKY SZN 🎃
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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As far as I’m concerned any Grateful Dead played in the Tri State area outdoors in the summer is 4th of July and the true meaning of America 🇺🇸
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Chris
@chrisbertolet.bsky.social
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<extreme patriot voice> Joe Karate started this parade in 2006 and if you knew old Joe <trails off, can’t continue>
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Anyone on here seen Rob Gobswabsman or Rick Bagina recently ?? They owe me $78 for Bethel tix !! 😡
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Me, watching you enjoy succulent Middle Eastern cuisine: that’s very baba ganoushian of you
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Honestly watching people trying to make Goose happen has been measurably more soul crushing than watching our Democracy die
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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King kang kung’d that rifle snausage posts continue (I wouldn’t know for sure)
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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pruney fingee szn
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Schwanz 🫵
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Anyone on here seen Don Grystlepenis recently ?? He owes me $175 for Bethel tix !! 😡
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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stackin t00sh
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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I’m brewing up rn too bro. It counts 🫵
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Look. Fine I get it I’ll leave. It’s clear nobody else on here wants to flip the switch into GYATT MODE 🫵
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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it's ice water szn bitCh. none of them shrimper cubes that just flow into your mouth and then you have to eat them. regular sized cubes that do their damn job and stay in the gyattdamn GLASS
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Colonel ⭕️olong
@coloneloolong.bsky.social
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Smarshed with guorpp coulis, bitte schön!
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Reminder: everything you do is 'Grammable. And if it's not, then please stop doing non-'Grammable things and re-calibrate to only doing 'Grammable things. 'Grammable means a company would easily want to enlist you to do sponcon. So again, please only do sponcon worthy posts on the Gram.
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Would like that groomed rare, or kee pow'd?
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Go ahead. Make up the name of the fictional dishes that you would order for you and your wife of 17+ years if you were at an exotically fancy restaurant.
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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finna blister ya right outta them swim trunks bruh
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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PSL's, infinity scarves, and Uggs please
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Rob Mitchum
@robmitchum.bsky.social
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Summer 99 has largely been snubbed by official Live Phish releases, leaving us with lower-quality recordings at the worst possible time:
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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LFGGGGGGGGG
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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GORCIE SHOPPING in the morning FUCKS
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Okay cmon Goose’s new drummer is going to be charged with sexual assault within 3 years and that is being CONSERVATIVE
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Are u in the right headspace to talk about my dyick aka my dyock aka THIS DYUK
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Ayyy @hamshooz.bsky.social can we at least talk about this Stumpy 15 ?? E-mech only. Effectively eliminating the Stumpy EVO and Stumpy 14. More aggressive geo and adjustable. Is this just a ploy to sell Fox Genies?? Are they gonna build a Smuggler type ride that is less XC that the Epic EVO??
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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My inbox is sittin at a breezy 69 unreads 😮💨
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Breasts, wings, thighs, or drummies: nobody rides for free
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@dijcrap.bsky.social
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Shake ya right outta them jorts
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