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Jordy's Farm Fresh Flakes (2016-2017): Green Bay Packer's fan-favorite WR Jordy Nelson received his own cereal-frosted corn flakes-with a name and box aesthetic that honored both his background as a farmer, and the film "Field of Dreams." Corn!

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There are so many layers to how terrible this box design is... -The like, 6 different fonts happening at the same time -The crude drawing of Mr. Nelson that looks like a tattoo on someone's calf at a county fair -The stiff, static cornfield background with a giant interdimensional portal and more!

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terminal>'s avatar terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social
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Better than "Jordy's Factory-Pressed Sugarcorn"

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Very mid Mike's avatar Very mid Mike @michaelgeorgeco.bsky.social
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He’s no Kevin Costner

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Lesley!'s avatar Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social
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I enjoy whatever is going on with his upper arms

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