Me: “Yeah, Mom’s maiden name is Lazenby. Man, could you imagine if my name was Lesley Lazenby? Wait. Wait. That whips actually”
Héctor: “Great alliteration, too.”
Me: “Lesley Lazenby. Damn, that’s cool as hell.”
Héctor: “You could always change it.”
Me: “I’m already going to change it… to González”
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the last time that I had a day off in which something was not expected of me and I wasn’t forced to convalesce from some illness was June 26 💀
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I was going to do coding stuff and a creative writing exercise and RP and watch movies and celebrate my birthday, but my birthday went absolutely off the rails and I have been in bed asleep with a fever for the last 39 out of 48 hours
I JUST WANT LIKE. A DAY OFF WHEN I FEEL LIKE A REAL PERSON PLS!
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I’ve missed you too! 💖
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Anyway, Pants is feeling very regal today.
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Why would I blame workers when David Zaslav sucks and is in fact the cause of it all?
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it has been zero days since this hasn’t been true
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I watched her Dressed To Kill special on TV with my mom when I was in high school. Have seen her live twice! I love her so very much
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I have been enjoying the boy
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VOID 1680 AM is the only radio station that comes with a cat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YP...
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"the economy is great actually, you're just dumb" THEN EXPLAIN THIS
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I couldn’t even spoil this if I tried, because that would entail somehow comprehending what I just watched, and I deeply do not comprehend it at all
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play La Marseillaise. play it
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hey Siri what the fuck is happening on this show right now
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update: we’re watching My Deer Friend Nokotan
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I told Héctor that he could watch whatever they wanted and Héctor excitedly shouted “WHATEVER I WANT?????” and immediately went to Crunchyroll 💀
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George Lucas in 1999 making a movie about how the senate and Supreme Court are hopelessly corrupt:
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Tapping the sign
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If you see a stranger posting a jokey premise, honestly the best thing you can do is reply something that starts with "To be fair." Folks absolutely love it when you pointlessly gainsay a joke, can't get enough of that shit, keep it up
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Thank you!
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Y E S
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didn’t expect today to go the way it did! got a dope new story out of it tho
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I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A GREAT REASON TO HAVE SOME CAKE
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welp……..
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tracks
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you get me 💖
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Happy Birthday to Lesley, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! 💖
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@meredithnudo.bsky.social idk if you knew this or not but Hueymas is truly a blessed day for this reason as well
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where did you get this photo of me
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Today is my partner @vanetti.bsky.social birthday! Please wish them a feliz cumpleaños!!!
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WAIT WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY????????
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Spookery
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I'm maintaining a list of the Bandcamp accounts of the musicians on Bluesky. If you want to be on the list, reply to this post and be sure to check out all the great music we're creating.
🦋👨🎤
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Feel better!
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Did you see what I told JoJo? I’m honestly obsessed and I cannot believe I have gone this long without having seen it
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oh man, it’s a CLASSIC
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I was blown away by how good that particular flavor of suspense was. It wasn’t as overt as horror films can be, but it was so captivating, because of the setup of every being who was in the water
oh man I’m gonna nerd out about this all over again 🤣
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As is tradition, I have done a new piece of art of Captain America to mark his birthday. And because 2024 continues to be the Year of Batroc, of course I had to depict a moment of glorious battle between cher capitaine and the Leaper. I think they're having a nice time.
Joyeaux anniversaire, Steve!
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE except I had to stop because I was way too eepy but holy shit the first scene that has blood in it, the structure of that scene hits so hard I paused it and Héctor and I analyzed it for a minute 🤣
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welp I’m going to sleep and when I wake up I’ll be 41, which is different from the age I am now ✌️
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HE’S DOING GREAT
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I am deriving innocent pleasure from the site that Wilhelm-screams whenever anyone but the Tories wins a seat. matteason.co.uk/scream/
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about to watch Jaws, which I have never seen
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I literally brought this up in a conversation four days ago
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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.
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every single year during my ID4 rewatch, I get mad all over again that there aren’t more movies with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum chewing scenery together, it’s such a good time
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