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a dumb smelly queer deer. a dilettante. πŸ”žNSFWπŸ”ž they/them πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ pfp by hearthfox@bsky.social


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Showing a scientist all the little microscopic origami cranes I made prions fold into and getting a visit from the biosafety and security guys.

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uncritical support even if this is true because what they're doing is extremely funny and cool actually

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imagining the light of a flickering computer screen reflecting off this sweat-glistened face as the sentence "what is vore" crawls across a google search bar.

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[my brain when i'm cutting up veggies]: wee hee fun chop :) [my brain when i'm cutting raw chicken]: drink the juice. drink it. try it. try it. sip the pink liquid. slick. drink it. chicken juice. guzzle. pink. hey. taste the pink. slurp. you want it. pink juice. suck. drink up. drink it up.

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glass of kefir and probiotics pill save me

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The Future Looks Bleat's avatar The Future Looks Bleat @burke.deer.army
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Pup hoods are just thundershirts for anxious gays.

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*ozzy osbourne voice* furries gathered in their masses deer fursonas have fat asses

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learning a bit about the political parties that make up the alliances from France's legislative election, and it's extremely funny that The Radical Party had the exact same political evolution my dad claimed would happen to me once i started paying taxes

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they're not sending their best! sad!

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she has been dashed upon the rocks of Anthrocon. i hardly knew her :(((

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i LOST my PISS BABY pin at the rave last night NO

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my ungrateful little tummy after feeding it trail mix, coffee, and beer for the third day in a row: oooh, ahhhh urgggghhh ouhh igghhh

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hold wife gently like hamburger

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i try my best :>

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if you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

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Offering Ben Bigger a comfy seat after a long day. uwu

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eyyy i'm in pittsburgh!! for freakin' anthrocon!! i'm walkin' here!! 🀌🀌🀌

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HAPPY 4TH OF SHIT Y'ALL!

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when i see scary things on the news i look for the hamburger helpers

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many such cases

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is "lefty straight man" gonna become the new "hipster coffee shop" but for terfs?

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trying to find an angel investor for my cooler version of The Atlantic called The Skalantic that has articles on politics and foreign policy from a rude boy point of view

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β˜”οΈ

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[approaching a community organizer fighting against regressive policies] ummm yet you CHOOSE to live here??? yikes!!

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It's wild as hell living in Boston and saying with your whole ass chest that only the south/red states are racist and deserves the worst

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What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. πŸŽ₯
#filmsky

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quick babe, get me my Big Cum shirt

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[coming out as trans to my mom]: so, you may have noticed some physical changes occurring for me over the past year... [my mother, a real trans ally]: "i did notice your chest was getting bigger, but i thought you just stopped working out and were getting fat."

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its jae's avatar its jae @fussybabybit.ch
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(not noticing I'm posting to the wrong account) I need to swap spit with sweaty fursuit taint IMMEDIATELY (recognizing my icon but being too erotically pent up to change course) and that's-- I-- And that's why I'm running to be your State Commissioner.

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update - i have successfully dodged the draft

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about to get a haircut that will either look pretty dang cool or will be my own personal vietnam.

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to me, it's worth the pain

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same, but with takis instead of pineapple

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old fishing with mothman

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Well now Radley's just being a big bully... πŸ₯ŠΒ  Part 4 for @blue255.bsky.social!

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can't be done, sadly. one thumb has a smiley face on it, and the other has a frowny face.

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idea for a knuckle tattoo that says "TAYL ORHAM" (i am from northern new jersey and have 11 fingers)

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i plan to come out to my mom tomorrow, so i'm currently writing a list of zingers and wisecracks i can use in case it goes badly.

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president xi please you have the opportunity to do something extremely funny right now

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six year olds when you give them balloons

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