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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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when I compose a passionate, elaborate, closely reasoned political post then smash that 'delete' and post a dumb meme instead
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Frances Meh@francesmeh.reviews |
2371 followers 330 following 9801 posts
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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when I compose a passionate, elaborate, closely reasoned political post then smash that 'delete' and post a dumb meme instead
3 replies 7 reposts 94 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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it’s either that or marine land
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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i sing a random trisyllabic word to this tune six times a day
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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sometimes i see someone make a joke i thought about but decided not to post and oooohhh mamma do i ever silently judge them for it
1 replies 11 reposts 31 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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some of y'all slam that seat down like the toilet owes you money
3 replies 9 reposts 42 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions
2 replies 17 reposts 67 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Sorry, I'm 4 hours late. I was behind a person buying lottery tickets at the gas station again
0 replies 12 reposts 42 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i think i could survive the hadron collider
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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In view of their continued performance, I hereby demanding that the mainstream media step aside during the current presidential election and be replaced by actual journalism.
2 replies 16 reposts 61 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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idk if it’s just me but when there’s barely any soap left in the dispenser i feel like im jacking it off to get some
4 replies 7 reposts 36 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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You don’t have enough gold to duel me, your honor
3 replies 20 reposts 57 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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damn girl are you an ice bath because i am SHRINKING
0 replies 9 reposts 25 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s
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ceej
@ceej.online
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trying to return something to the marketplace of ideas but the shopkeeper flips over the "out to lunch" sign as soon as they see me coming
1 replies 9 reposts 42 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand
1 replies 23 reposts 57 likes
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I showed you my stats, please respond
16 replies 27 reposts 77 likes
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor
3 replies 11 reposts 34 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Took me 20 mins and a phone call to find the right maxi pads for my wife at the store. I'm just glad she doesn't have an extra long vagina.
3 replies 10 reposts 23 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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PSA: Basic Profile Feeds
Here’s the Skyfeed setup for the two most common types of profile feeds - My Posts & My Bangers.
Login to skyfeed.app with an app password, select feeds at left, and follow the instructions in the alt text.
Then publish, grab the feed URL, and paste into your profile.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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once again tapping the sign
2 replies 0 reposts 10 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I haven’t been posting as much as I duel and check my stats. Hate the player, love the poster
3 replies 8 reposts 23 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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It's been a very wet spring/summer for us after years of drought. I guess somebody finally found mother nature's clit.
5 replies 12 reposts 30 likes
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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you had me at finger pistols
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.
2 replies 22 reposts 44 likes
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mizer
@mizer.bsky.social
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I am like a cybertruck if I touched grass I would simply fall apart.
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Me: if you stay, will you come to work with me tomorrow? I got a ton of shit to do. Insomnia: you’re sweet, but we both know I’m gonna help you blast through this 8 ball in the next 30 mins and then chain smoke Kool’s until you start to doze off around 5am. Then I’ll turn your alarm off and bail.
0 replies 3 reposts 7 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
1 replies 22 reposts 81 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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🙌
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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doing the fairuza balk speech from almost famous about loving some silly little piece of music so much it hurts, but about my fav flops
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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you can solve 98% of your problems with optical illusions but the other 2% require violence
1 replies 5 reposts 44 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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The best thing about Amish jokes on the internet is that no one ever gets offended
0 replies 6 reposts 21 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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is that italian?
3 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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counterpoint: rum raisin
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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when my brother was a little kid he'd talk during his sleep, especially while suffering a nightmare. one night my parents, attentive to that restlessness, went to check on him and found a scene of disturbed mumbling. concerned, they leaned in, then heard the words: "no, Bush! George W. Bush!"
3 replies 1 reposts 33 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I hope I get to play Jan Levinson in the bsky remake of The Office
4 replies 13 reposts 39 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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as an ally i disapprove
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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hey i’m heading down to the oriental grocery store if anyone needs me to pick up anything oriental for them
12 replies 14 reposts 65 likes
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mizer
@mizer.bsky.social
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I was in a bar and I saw someone who posts here that I like and offered to buy them a drink. They told me they would have to decline because they just got a text that their mother had died and preferred to drink alone. I said to them I know exactly how they feel because my account just got banned.
2 replies 2 reposts 15 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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i mean it has undergone a period of rapid growth, you’d expect it to get clipped eventually
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Izzie's Monkey
@cerealkiller23.bsky.social
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Nooooope~
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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been trimmed down a bit
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they/them might be giants ☭
@babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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*walking into a room* I— *walking back out* Nope, fucked that up.
0 replies 3 reposts 17 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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money depreciates but teeth are always in demand
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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i’d ask but i haven’t seen him around in a while. i assume he rode that bobo thing straight to the top and is just too big to interact with lowbies like me anymore.
0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings
8 replies 42 reposts 269 likes
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Secular humanism is my favorite drinking game
1 replies 3 reposts 19 likes