d.ly @dly.bsky.social

every day i get dumber and hotter. this is how i will win.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

I'm already doing the dumber thing but the hotter thing isn't happening. I want my money back

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

wanna make our own reverse idiocracy

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@mrnotsoniceguy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

When you get to your hottest will you be too dumb to know it?

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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

You’re just like the earth in that way

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WAP @wetasspword.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Same but just the first part

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terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

Kim K by December

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Brad @bradis.online [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Same 🤝🏻

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

like a marshmallow peep in a microwave

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debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

we will take our stand, stupidly

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

same but getting smaller and stupider

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The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

I'm trying to get dumber and smarter and it's not really working out

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JONATHAN @laredo2014.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

I bet you are a wonderful,person😊

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

I need this fr

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Rogs 🤖 @stev.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

👀

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

ah CRAP. getting smarter & hotter seemed too hard, and smarter & uglier wasn't working, so I settled on dumber & uglier. I PICKED THE WRONG ONE

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