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your Canadian dream boyfriend
he/they
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thoughts, mainly about cheese: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

The line in the center of the footprints is because Jesus is very well hung.

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

hell yeah you know I woke up like this (teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown)

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

naming my children after the chinese quasi-brands listed on amazon this is my son COOFANDY

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

merge two films: Return of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

anyways this happened if anyone even CARES

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Mike's Hard Pass

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

I think I now understand why the universe compelled me to install a bidet it was my destiny

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

i have no honor whatsoever if the ship is going down i am off that bitch. bye. have fun dying or whatever

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

🤝🙏

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

I want to build one of those ugly suburban subdivisions and give all the streets stupid fucking online reference names that normal people won't catch on to. like Shady Copper Cove, Tuah Hawk Road, Wojak Way

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

It’s ok Boeing. I’m also falling apart and no one likes me

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

🥑🆙⬆️

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

this and those fucking shirtless Kid Rock pictures

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

bed always was (and often still is) where I did most of my reading!

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

I kinda miss back in the day when I used one of those snake neck lights attached to my bed to read

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

oh hell yes!!

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

yeah that too

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

it's naht a tumah

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

well, there are those people who do the carnivore diet

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

damn, Chad Murphy over here

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KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

Scattering rose petals all over my goon cave as self-care

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

I don't understand your lifestyle. but I'll try and be supportive

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

please, the lacroix boi, his potassium is so low

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

hell yeah I've got my PhD Pain (unceasing) h D

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

maybe I should have stayed a virgin, because then I'd at least be useful as a sacrifice to a volcano or something

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

Des Moines, obviously

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

would "my darkest legion" be too dramatic?

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

feuding on NecromancerTube with StrictlyBoners98 because god dammit I started calling my subscribers "my skeleton minions" FIRST

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

if so, I believe in them

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

the facilitators of a local trans group had to have a meeting with the larger queer org that funded their group, where they got scolded because they said "free Palestine" at the end of their speech at Pride. that was apparently "divisive"

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

please, I was ready for it by the end of May

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Interesting that this year’s euro finals will decide who gets Gibraltar

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

oh great, the hat has altered the fabric of reality

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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

YOU RECEIVE: Beautiful and haunting memories, pickle-free home, savings on the cost of dinner/drinks, the rest of the evening to yourself I RECEIVE: Pickles

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

it's basically like the weird ass looking baseball caps in the Sims 4

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

I am surely on track to win bluesky's Most Normalest Boy award

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

an owl, or a piece of Oreo cheesecake. ideally both.

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

bless you 🙏

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

more like fartificial insmelligence

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

If you like piña coladas (hell yea) And gettin' caught in the rain (sure) If you're not into yoga (yep) If you have half a brain (fuck I'm disqualified)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

hey d can I use the brain cell for a few minutes? I need it

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

my recipe for success is finishing 0.05% of a task and then moving on to do the same for another task, all day, until it takes 2 months to complete any questions?

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

hope it stays that way (unreceding, not the unhealthy part). gum surgery is Extremely Annoying

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

if I have the opportunity to fight a giant blue cow, obviously I'm gonna take the opportunity to fight a giant blue cow

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

FINALLY

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James Blunt @aggrocrag.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

RIP Ancient Greek historians, you would’ve loved our mortal hubris against the divine

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

unfollowing because you're telling me what not to do. 0/10 how dare you

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