doc shartman

Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

what if joe biden & trump got each other pregnant at the same exact time

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

Alex Thomp

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

this website has the juice

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

lmao at the adult content label

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

the neat thing about making bad posts is you can delete them 🫡

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

literally a settings option in whatever cookie cutter site builder they’re using too. I’ll email squarespace support

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 08:18 UTC

this bitch of a life is gonna get better just you wait

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 08:10 UTC

oh god no. jet li is 85% of the movie's charm

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 08:08 UTC

agree to disagree, it's not *cinema* but it's one of my favorite goofy scifi/martial arts flicks

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Leaving a movie before it gets good only to land in the worse half of an abysmal movie. You hate to see it 🫣

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

It’s the size of the ball *and* what you do with it

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

Hitler famously spat on many a wiener

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

I took a goal attempt right in the balls. Had to be lifted out by the coach and asst coach. At least it didn’t go in the net 🤗

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

this mf vaping from a bagpipe

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud (this was my photo and I still can’t figure out wtf was happening here)

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

No! No!!

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Every hot dog you eat takes two cigarettes off your life

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

It was a 12oz btw

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

It’s like an onion but deeper flavor. Generally prefer them over onions

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

yes I topped that bad boy with a little chopped shallot cooked with a simple balsamic/soy/sugar sauce

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

just ate an entire pork loin AMA

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

nice 400lb squat bro she let me hit bc of my perfect Billy Butcher impression

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